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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - May 12, 2003 10:37:27 am PDT #3466 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amyth:

I love John Glover. Can't get enough of the creep factor he brings to his scenes.

Penny B.:

Oh, hell yes. Lionel could order toast in a diner and leave me all paranoid and questioning the implications.

meara:

Hah!!! Well, sure! Cause, ya know, why is he in a diner? Why not a nice restaurant? Is he skulking? Why not a full breakfast? Why just TOAST? Is it a code word? Is he meeting some employee there, who's familiar with the diner, and who he couldn't meet in a nice place, and he's afraid to eat anything cause it'll be gross, so he figures they can't mess up toast??

Katie M - May 12, 2003 3:36:36 pm PDT #3467 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Cindy in Natter:

I think I'm finally a 'shipper -

Hec-N-JZ4evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Nutty - May 12, 2003 4:25:01 pm PDT #3468 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I am slow. Betsy, not really spoily, in Angel:

Of course, Tim will already have killed whomever he had planned to kill.

Tune in next week for another exciting Safari Through English Tenses!

ChiKat - May 12, 2003 5:39:57 pm PDT #3469 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Nilly, in (where else?) Nillytown:

Matt's Angel Anyas.

That just cracked me up!

Daisy Jane - May 12, 2003 5:44:58 pm PDT #3470 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

billytea with a funny in B*cy.

So, it is proposed:

Hec and JZ have announced their engagement, to riotous fanfare and more than a few broken hearts. What do you think? Please rank the following options in order of righteousness:

A: It's a BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, alright?

B: I bet the music at the reception will kick ass.

C: NOOOO!! They were meant to marry MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

D: "WE ARE THE ZMAYHAS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."

E: "You can lose a wedding ring, but not a wedding ring tattoo."

F: Won't somebody think of the children?

G: Mole rats! ("The Queen! Protect the Queen!")

H: Billytea spent his social capital on this??

I: SPOOOOOOOON!!!

Any seconders? (Don't be shy.)

Cindy - May 12, 2003 5:45:06 pm PDT #3471 of 10000

Nobody

billytea in Bureaucracy

Jacqueline Zahas and David Smay announce their engagement to be married.

We don't have to vote on that, do we?....

Pfft. Of course we do. And I believe I'm just the person to propose it, since that means it can be... preferential voting!

So, it is proposed:

Hec and JZ have announced their engagement, to riotous fanfare and more than a few broken hearts. What do you think? Please rank the following options in order of righteousness:

A: It's a BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, alright?
B: I bet the music at the reception will kick ass.
C: NOOOO!! They were meant to marry MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
D: "WE ARE THE ZMAYHAS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
E: "You can lose a wedding ring, but not a wedding ring tattoo."
F: Won't somebody think of the children?
G: Mole rats! ("The Queen! Protect the Queen!")
H: Billytea spent his social capital on this??
J: SPOOOOOOOON!!!

Any seconders? (Don't be shy.)

xpost - darn you Heather...(starts humming Huey Lewis and the News' The Power of Love)

Daisy Jane - May 12, 2003 5:46:12 pm PDT #3472 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! Beat you!

JZ - May 12, 2003 5:53:08 pm PDT #3473 of 10000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

snif

That's beautiful. I'm going to put it on the RSVP cards.

billytea - May 12, 2003 6:03:54 pm PDT #3474 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's beautiful. I'm going to put it on the RSVP cards.

Awww. *blush*

sj - May 12, 2003 8:29:17 pm PDT #3475 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gleebo in Firefly:

FOX's logic when it comes to renewing shows is Gail Berman and a couple of lackeys throwing ding dongs(the snack food) at a board with pretty pictures of each show's cast.

You would think that with the size of the crew of Serenity it would have stood a chance...

Although ding dongs are pretty tasty so they might have only had enough to throw at the pretty fast cars.

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