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My love for me now / Ain't hard to explain / The Hero of Canton / The man they call...ME.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cindy - May 12, 2003 5:45:06 pm PDT #3471 of 10000

Nobody

billytea in Bureaucracy

Jacqueline Zahas and David Smay announce their engagement to be married.

We don't have to vote on that, do we?....

Pfft. Of course we do. And I believe I'm just the person to propose it, since that means it can be... preferential voting!

So, it is proposed:

Hec and JZ have announced their engagement, to riotous fanfare and more than a few broken hearts. What do you think? Please rank the following options in order of righteousness:

A: It's a BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, alright?
B: I bet the music at the reception will kick ass.
C: NOOOO!! They were meant to marry MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
D: "WE ARE THE ZMAYHAS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
E: "You can lose a wedding ring, but not a wedding ring tattoo."
F: Won't somebody think of the children?
G: Mole rats! ("The Queen! Protect the Queen!")
H: Billytea spent his social capital on this??
J: SPOOOOOOOON!!!

Any seconders? (Don't be shy.)

xpost - darn you Heather...(starts humming Huey Lewis and the News' The Power of Love)

Daisy Jane - May 12, 2003 5:46:12 pm PDT #3472 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! Beat you!

JZ - May 12, 2003 5:53:08 pm PDT #3473 of 10000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

snif

That's beautiful. I'm going to put it on the RSVP cards.

billytea - May 12, 2003 6:03:54 pm PDT #3474 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's beautiful. I'm going to put it on the RSVP cards.

Awww. *blush*

sj - May 12, 2003 8:29:17 pm PDT #3475 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gleebo in Firefly:

FOX's logic when it comes to renewing shows is Gail Berman and a couple of lackeys throwing ding dongs(the snack food) at a board with pretty pictures of each show's cast.

You would think that with the size of the crew of Serenity it would have stood a chance...

Although ding dongs are pretty tasty so they might have only had enough to throw at the pretty fast cars.

DXMachina - May 13, 2003 6:40:48 am PDT #3476 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Susan W (and her DH) , in Natter:

DH: Excuse me, but what the hell is going on on Buffistas today?

Me: Well, Sean's scared because the crazy people are in charge and Erin needs what? To get laid again. Yes, to get laid again to take the curse off the universe and no one knows what to get the Zmayhae for their wedding present. We're dealing with a lot of shit.

DH: Okay, well, uh...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.

amych - May 13, 2003 7:59:08 am PDT #3477 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Leigh in Un-American:

there's not a lot of things I wouldn't do to service my caffeine addiction, but I think I can safely say that having someone's decapitated head floating in my coffee would at least make me ask for extra sugar.

Nilly - May 13, 2003 9:37:30 am PDT #3478 of 10000

Swouncing

Madrigal in Natter, about Buffistas wedding:

Though this does you've got to get Christophe Beck to compose some music for the festivities, and get a copy of the wedding dress Buffy wore in S3, and instead of a bouquet toss, drop a hot naked guy from the ceiling and see which bridesmaid gets to him first.

Beverly - May 13, 2003 9:56:04 am PDT #3479 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Natter, ongoing discussion after the announcement of the pending nuptials of Ms. Zahas and Mr. Smay, on prospective collective, singular and plural versions of their name(s)--

JZ: Zmayhas

Betsy: Zmayhae!

DXM: Hee, I read the exclamation point as an L, and thought: Call me Zmayhael.

Deb: (imagining JZ doing herself up with head to toe painted body tats and a corset for her wedding, and calling herself Jacqueg....)

Sean: Ooh. Like some obscure angel.

Zmayhael, sometimes a woman, sometimes a man, sometimes both at once, always with an unearthly foaminess, Guardian of the One True Joss, Protector of 'Scapers far...

Nutty - May 13, 2003 9:59:22 am PDT #3480 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Sophia, more on the blending of Smay and Zahas, plural form, for posterity:

Zmayhems!

This is perfect! Will you let us name your children, too?

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