billytea, in Bitches, on the subject of the giant, 2000+ year old mushroom:
For myself, I have certain objections (moral and otherwise) to eating entities that predate Christianity.
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Anne W. - May 10, 2003 8:28:36 pm PDT #3456 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
billytea - May 10, 2003 8:48:38 pm PDT #3457 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Trudy, in Bitches:
OXYCLEAN!
Honestly, I don't know how we menstruated without it.
Nicole - May 10, 2003 10:28:35 pm PDT #3458 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!
Deena in Natter:
Tigger is bouncy, yes, and totally oblivious to other people's opinions. Tigger bounces people into bushes, and eats medicine for his favorite treat, and gets lost and stuck in trees and is irresponsible. Tigger is a manic Connor who can't find his family.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2003 12:44:51 am PDT #3459 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita in Natter: My dad, in his eternal quest for near nudity...
Nilly - May 11, 2003 5:29:21 am PDT #3460 of 10000
Swouncing
Bureaucracy:
Julie: A Buffista, a nekkid prawn and a pair of trousers in a treehouse get a talkshow, nobody hears them fall, how many forrest threads do we create?
Cindy - May 11, 2003 7:22:50 am PDT #3461 of 10000
Nobody
Darn. Nilly beat me to the punch.
DXMachina - May 11, 2003 7:06:14 pm PDT #3462 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nutty, in Natter, on the joys of using a crappy WebTV keyboard:
Incoherent comedy is nobody's friend.
Deena - May 11, 2003 11:09:34 pm PDT #3463 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Still Nutty, previous to the incoherence above:
don't even ask about the funny caps lock key. It is like funny syphilis, without the weeping sores on your genitals and the dementia.
Nilly - May 12, 2003 10:10:07 am PDT #3464 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
sarameg: First, Canada was missing.
shrift: Hee. May I just say that I love this problem? I mean, really. I'm tempted to run around the office yelling "Canada is missing! Canada is missing! We're going to fall into the Arctic Circle! We'll crush Santa! Heeeeelp!"
Nilly - May 12, 2003 10:30:51 am PDT #3465 of 10000
Swouncing
Followed by:
Beverly: Erm, how do you misplace whole countries, sarameg?
Ouise: I also am curious about the disappearance of Canada (you'd think I'd have noticed).
Anne W: Me, I find that they tend to slip inbetween the couch cushions along with the spare change.
Beverly: Is that why the couch is sitting so lumpy these days? Why, look at at that!
Anne W: Yeah, the Andes range can be hell on the back if you let it sit there.
sarameg: That also might explain why some cats insist on peeing on certain pieces of furniture: someone lost portions of the great deserts there.