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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Nicole - May 10, 2003 10:28:35 pm PDT #3458 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

Deena in Natter:

Tigger is bouncy, yes, and totally oblivious to other people's opinions. Tigger bounces people into bushes, and eats medicine for his favorite treat, and gets lost and stuck in trees and is irresponsible. Tigger is a manic Connor who can't find his family.

Trudy Booth - May 11, 2003 12:44:51 am PDT #3459 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita in Natter: My dad, in his eternal quest for near nudity...

Nilly - May 11, 2003 5:29:21 am PDT #3460 of 10000

Swouncing

Bureaucracy:

Julie: A Buffista, a nekkid prawn and a pair of trousers in a treehouse get a talkshow, nobody hears them fall, how many forrest threads do we create?

Cindy - May 11, 2003 7:22:50 am PDT #3461 of 10000

Nobody

Darn. Nilly beat me to the punch.

DXMachina - May 11, 2003 7:06:14 pm PDT #3462 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nutty, in Natter, on the joys of using a crappy WebTV keyboard:

Incoherent comedy is nobody's friend.

Deena - May 11, 2003 11:09:34 pm PDT #3463 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Still Nutty, previous to the incoherence above:

don't even ask about the funny caps lock key. It is like funny syphilis, without the weeping sores on your genitals and the dementia.

Nilly - May 12, 2003 10:10:07 am PDT #3464 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter:

sarameg: First, Canada was missing.
shrift: Hee. May I just say that I love this problem? I mean, really. I'm tempted to run around the office yelling "Canada is missing! Canada is missing! We're going to fall into the Arctic Circle! We'll crush Santa! Heeeeelp!"

Nilly - May 12, 2003 10:30:51 am PDT #3465 of 10000

Swouncing

Followed by:

Beverly: Erm, how do you misplace whole countries, sarameg?
Ouise: I also am curious about the disappearance of Canada (you'd think I'd have noticed).
Anne W: Me, I find that they tend to slip inbetween the couch cushions along with the spare change.
Beverly: Is that why the couch is sitting so lumpy these days? Why, look at at that!
Anne W: Yeah, the Andes range can be hell on the back if you let it sit there.
sarameg: That also might explain why some cats insist on peeing on certain pieces of furniture: someone lost portions of the great deserts there.

Theodosia - May 12, 2003 10:37:27 am PDT #3466 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

amyth:

I love John Glover. Can't get enough of the creep factor he brings to his scenes.

Penny B.:

Oh, hell yes. Lionel could order toast in a diner and leave me all paranoid and questioning the implications.

meara:

Hah!!! Well, sure! Cause, ya know, why is he in a diner? Why not a nice restaurant? Is he skulking? Why not a full breakfast? Why just TOAST? Is it a code word? Is he meeting some employee there, who's familiar with the diner, and who he couldn't meet in a nice place, and he's afraid to eat anything cause it'll be gross, so he figures they can't mess up toast??

Katie M - May 12, 2003 3:36:36 pm PDT #3467 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Cindy in Natter:

I think I'm finally a 'shipper -

Hec-N-JZ4evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

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