Darn. Nilly beat me to the punch.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cindy - May 11, 2003 7:22:50 am PDT #3461 of 10000
Nobody
DXMachina - May 11, 2003 7:06:14 pm PDT #3462 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Nutty, in Natter, on the joys of using a crappy WebTV keyboard:
Incoherent comedy is nobody's friend.
Deena - May 11, 2003 11:09:34 pm PDT #3463 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Still Nutty, previous to the incoherence above:
don't even ask about the funny caps lock key. It is like funny syphilis, without the weeping sores on your genitals and the dementia.
Nilly - May 12, 2003 10:10:07 am PDT #3464 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
sarameg: First, Canada was missing.
shrift: Hee. May I just say that I love this problem? I mean, really. I'm tempted to run around the office yelling "Canada is missing! Canada is missing! We're going to fall into the Arctic Circle! We'll crush Santa! Heeeeelp!"
Nilly - May 12, 2003 10:30:51 am PDT #3465 of 10000
Swouncing
Followed by:
Beverly: Erm, how do you misplace whole countries, sarameg?
Ouise: I also am curious about the disappearance of Canada (you'd think I'd have noticed).
Anne W: Me, I find that they tend to slip inbetween the couch cushions along with the spare change.
Beverly: Is that why the couch is sitting so lumpy these days? Why, look at at that!
Anne W: Yeah, the Andes range can be hell on the back if you let it sit there.
sarameg: That also might explain why some cats insist on peeing on certain pieces of furniture: someone lost portions of the great deserts there.
Theodosia - May 12, 2003 10:37:27 am PDT #3466 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
amyth:
I love John Glover. Can't get enough of the creep factor he brings to his scenes.
Penny B.:
Oh, hell yes. Lionel could order toast in a diner and leave me all paranoid and questioning the implications.
meara:
Hah!!! Well, sure! Cause, ya know, why is he in a diner? Why not a nice restaurant? Is he skulking? Why not a full breakfast? Why just TOAST? Is it a code word? Is he meeting some employee there, who's familiar with the diner, and who he couldn't meet in a nice place, and he's afraid to eat anything cause it'll be gross, so he figures they can't mess up toast??
Katie M - May 12, 2003 3:36:36 pm PDT #3467 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Cindy in Natter:
I think I'm finally a 'shipper -
Hec-N-JZ4evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Nutty - May 12, 2003 4:25:01 pm PDT #3468 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I am slow. Betsy, not really spoily, in Angel:
Of course, Tim will already have killed whomever he had planned to kill.
Tune in next week for another exciting Safari Through English Tenses!
ChiKat - May 12, 2003 5:39:57 pm PDT #3469 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Nilly, in (where else?) Nillytown:
Matt's Angel Anyas.
That just cracked me up!
Daisy Jane - May 12, 2003 5:44:58 pm PDT #3470 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
billytea with a funny in B*cy.
So, it is proposed:
Hec and JZ have announced their engagement, to riotous fanfare and more than a few broken hearts. What do you think? Please rank the following options in order of righteousness:
A: It's a BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, alright?
B: I bet the music at the reception will kick ass.
C: NOOOO!! They were meant to marry MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
D: "WE ARE THE ZMAYHAS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
E: "You can lose a wedding ring, but not a wedding ring tattoo."
F: Won't somebody think of the children?
G: Mole rats! ("The Queen! Protect the Queen!")
H: Billytea spent his social capital on this??
I: SPOOOOOOOON!!!
Any seconders? (Don't be shy.)