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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - May 10, 2003 2:08:38 pm PDT #3454 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Bureaucracy 2:

Wolfram:

Time to plan some hazing rituals for the newbies. Suggestions?

Aimée:

They have to read every single post from B'cry 1 and then pass an essay quiz based on the answers they don't find.

Wolfram:

Okay there's hazing, and then there's torture.

Aimée:

Leave it to a lawyer to point out the difference.

Lysana - May 10, 2003 3:11:02 pm PDT #3455 of 10000

Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Jon B., in Buffista Music 1:

They played there twice to support "All Over The Place". I missed them the first time, but then a year or so later they returned and I caught them. I was right up front and Suzanna Hoffs did this thing where she ran back and forth across the stage while playing, and looked straight into the eyes of a bunch of different audience members (including mine!). I remember that my heart and brain were having this little internal struggle:

Brain: Interesting. This is exactly what male rock guitarists do with female audience members all the time. How fascinating that Ms. Hoffs is twisting gender stereotypes.

Heart: Guhhhhh.

Anne W. - May 10, 2003 8:28:36 pm PDT #3456 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

billytea, in Bitches, on the subject of the giant, 2000+ year old mushroom:

For myself, I have certain objections (moral and otherwise) to eating entities that predate Christianity.

billytea - May 10, 2003 8:48:38 pm PDT #3457 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Trudy, in Bitches:

OXYCLEAN!

Honestly, I don't know how we menstruated without it.

Nicole - May 10, 2003 10:28:35 pm PDT #3458 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

Deena in Natter:

Tigger is bouncy, yes, and totally oblivious to other people's opinions. Tigger bounces people into bushes, and eats medicine for his favorite treat, and gets lost and stuck in trees and is irresponsible. Tigger is a manic Connor who can't find his family.

Trudy Booth - May 11, 2003 12:44:51 am PDT #3459 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita in Natter: My dad, in his eternal quest for near nudity...

Nilly - May 11, 2003 5:29:21 am PDT #3460 of 10000

Swouncing

Bureaucracy:

Julie: A Buffista, a nekkid prawn and a pair of trousers in a treehouse get a talkshow, nobody hears them fall, how many forrest threads do we create?

Cindy - May 11, 2003 7:22:50 am PDT #3461 of 10000

Nobody

Darn. Nilly beat me to the punch.

DXMachina - May 11, 2003 7:06:14 pm PDT #3462 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nutty, in Natter, on the joys of using a crappy WebTV keyboard:

Incoherent comedy is nobody's friend.

Deena - May 11, 2003 11:09:34 pm PDT #3463 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Still Nutty, previous to the incoherence above:

don't even ask about the funny caps lock key. It is like funny syphilis, without the weeping sores on your genitals and the dementia.

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