'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Amych, in Spike's Bitches:
I discovered last night that my lizard brain sounds exactly like Weebl.
Want boy! mmmmmmmm, boy! boyboyboyboyboy! BOY!
I'm now worried that I will never again get any, because I'll be giggling too hard at my id to take its directives seriously.
Non-spoilery, in Buffy:
Betsy:
You have to use Teamsters to move monsters, but Klingons are allowed to walk on their own?
God, union rules cover everything.
connie neil:
Only if the Klingons are members of SAG.
connie neil (non-spoilery) in Angel:
I wish we'd seen more of his (Lorne's) psychic friend. Who doesn't work for the Psychic Friends Network. Are they related to the Super Friends?
Edit: And if you have a psychic friend, are you allowed to call her up and say, "I can't find the car keys. Give me a clue, huh?"
FayJay - not a spoiler, in Angel 1
Y'know, I was all over the Lorne/Angel last season - I'd kind of forgotten that. But they were very sweet and parental, and I pretty much wanted Angel to get over his silly Cordy idea (clearly a pink herring if ever there was one) and realise that the demon for him was right under his nose - all big & strapping & snarky-with-a-heart-of-gold-and-accessories-to-match.
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Oooh! Me? Blimey. Just skipping over from Angel to deposit Matt's giggle-inducing take on the nature/nurture debate:
I figure Connor would take after whoever spent the most time with him. That being Holtz, his dominant personality characteristics seem to be cold hatred and holding on to pain, but it could have been showtunes appreciation and a flair for glossy fabrics if things had worked out differently.
Betsy in Literary:
Well, it's a problem. Because I can't throw away books. It's just Wrong. But I have no idea how one gets rid of bad erotica.
Wait, I'm in the Bay Area. There's probably a charity that does pickup. "Porn for the Homeless! Leave your books on the stoop in a plain brown wrapper!"
Betsy Hanes Perry: I once cast textbooks on a fire and danced widdershins about it with some friends, but that was a strictly private event.
Betsy has the most fascinating book disposal processes.
Trudy to Elena in Bitches:
We mix and mingle here in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Go eat some moose cock and leave me alone.
Context? We don't need no stinking context!
Rebecca Lizard:
I'm all about flogging the dead animals. I want to keep talking until I understand everything.