Non-spoilery, in Buffy:
Betsy:
You have to use Teamsters to move monsters, but Klingons are allowed to walk on their own?
God, union rules cover everything.
connie neil:
Only if the Klingons are members of SAG.
Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.
Spike ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Steph L. - Oct 12, 2002 12:04:00 pm PDT #339 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Fay - Oct 12, 2002 5:05:09 pm PDT #340 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
connie neil (non-spoilery) in Angel:
I wish we'd seen more of his (Lorne's) psychic friend. Who doesn't work for the Psychic Friends Network. Are they related to the Super Friends?
Edit: And if you have a psychic friend, are you allowed to call her up and say, "I can't find the car keys. Give me a clue, huh?"
Cindy - Oct 12, 2002 6:28:18 pm PDT #341 of 10000
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FayJay - not a spoiler, in Angel 1
Y'know, I was all over the Lorne/Angel last season - I'd kind of forgotten that. But they were very sweet and parental, and I pretty much wanted Angel to get over his silly Cordy idea (clearly a pink herring if ever there was one) and realise that the demon for him was right under his nose - all big & strapping & snarky-with-a-heart-of-gold-and-accessories-to-match.
Fay - Oct 12, 2002 6:59:00 pm PDT #342 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
blink
Oooh! Me? Blimey. Just skipping over from Angel to deposit Matt's giggle-inducing take on the nature/nurture debate:
I figure Connor would take after whoever spent the most time with him. That being Holtz, his dominant personality characteristics seem to be cold hatred and holding on to pain, but it could have been showtunes appreciation and a flair for glossy fabrics if things had worked out differently.
Fay - Oct 12, 2002 8:01:32 pm PDT #343 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Betsy in Literary:
Well, it's a problem. Because I can't throw away books. It's just Wrong. But I have no idea how one gets rid of bad erotica.
Wait, I'm in the Bay Area. There's probably a charity that does pickup. "Porn for the Homeless! Leave your books on the stoop in a plain brown wrapper!"
Trudy Booth - Oct 13, 2002 1:25:32 am PDT #344 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Betsy Hanes Perry: I once cast textbooks on a fire and danced widdershins about it with some friends, but that was a strictly private event.
Alibelle - Oct 13, 2002 3:13:48 am PDT #345 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Betsy has the most fascinating book disposal processes.
Fay - Oct 13, 2002 10:17:03 am PDT #346 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Trudy to Elena in Bitches:
We mix and mingle here in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Go eat some moose cock and leave me alone.
Context? We don't need no stinking context!
Theodosia - Oct 13, 2002 5:49:15 pm PDT #347 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Rebecca Lizard:
I'm all about flogging the dead animals. I want to keep talking until I understand everything.
Fay - Oct 13, 2002 5:50:48 pm PDT #348 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
In NATTER:
Betsy: Meanwhile, the iron chefs are coping with live octopus, one of which was trying to clim out of the pot.
billytea - "Meanwhile, the iron chefs are coping with live octopus, one of which was trying to clim out of the pot." I'm rooting for the octopus.
Betsy: Too late. Another one just got pounded to death with a daikon. Vegetable snuff porn!
billytea : "Too late. Another one just got pounded to death with a daikon." They had daikons? So much for Queensberry Rules. (Though now I read again, I note that you don't actually specify whether it was cepholopod or chef on the receiving end... I rather like the idea of a multi-tentacled McGyver, fighting his way to freedom with whatever he finds seasoning the pot with him.)