Betsy has the most fascinating book disposal processes.
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Alibelle - Oct 13, 2002 3:13:48 am PDT #345 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Fay - Oct 13, 2002 10:17:03 am PDT #346 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Trudy to Elena in Bitches:
We mix and mingle here in the land of the free and the home of the brave. Go eat some moose cock and leave me alone.
Context? We don't need no stinking context!
Theodosia - Oct 13, 2002 5:49:15 pm PDT #347 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Rebecca Lizard:
I'm all about flogging the dead animals. I want to keep talking until I understand everything.
Fay - Oct 13, 2002 5:50:48 pm PDT #348 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
In NATTER:
Betsy: Meanwhile, the iron chefs are coping with live octopus, one of which was trying to clim out of the pot.
billytea - "Meanwhile, the iron chefs are coping with live octopus, one of which was trying to clim out of the pot." I'm rooting for the octopus.
Betsy: Too late. Another one just got pounded to death with a daikon. Vegetable snuff porn!
billytea : "Too late. Another one just got pounded to death with a daikon." They had daikons? So much for Queensberry Rules. (Though now I read again, I note that you don't actually specify whether it was cepholopod or chef on the receiving end... I rather like the idea of a multi-tentacled McGyver, fighting his way to freedom with whatever he finds seasoning the pot with him.)
Betsy HP - Oct 13, 2002 5:57:14 pm PDT #349 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
And, rounding out the octopus saga:
Cindy: Off the subject, but still on food - does anyone have a good Blueberry muffin recipe?
Billytea: That depends. Are you averse to octopus?
[edited attribution]
Emily - Oct 13, 2002 6:22:40 pm PDT #350 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
'twasn't me asking. I was the one suggesting good old midwestern down-home Jiffy box mixes.
amych - Oct 13, 2002 9:13:35 pm PDT #351 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Victor in Angel (whitefonted):
WB: Joss, I'm sorry. This part has to be toned down.
Joss: You never let us have oral sex. UPN let's us have oral sex.
WB: Well, okay. Maybe this once.
Alibelle - Oct 13, 2002 11:56:44 pm PDT #352 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Connie Neil: Og has been severely underappreciated through the ages, just because he found the use of pronouns and the first person to be restrictive of his art.
jengod - Oct 14, 2002 12:26:20 am PDT #353 of 10000
People in Angel, whitefonted:
Theodosia: I'm sure, she typed primly, that Wesley was merely moving down to genteely remove Lilah's shoes so that she would be more comfortable.
This is my story, and I'm sticking to it when the censors ask.
Jess PMoon:
Wesley was merely moving down to genteely remove Lilah's shoes so that she would be more comfortable.
Hm, I think you misspelled "pants" there.
(edited for whitefont)
jengod - Oct 14, 2002 12:29:57 am PDT #354 of 10000
Matt the Bruins fan in Angel, whitefonted:
I can accept Angel not punching a "normal" woman hard enough to maim, but no way her blows should be able to keep him on the ropes like that. If she'd used electricity to strike at his weakness and he'd been all distractedly screaming "my hair! MY HAIR!" it would've been another matter entirely.