Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Apr 24, 2003 2:59:13 pm PDT #3360 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Pinwiz: I just heard on the news that we got the 8 of Spades in the Iraqi card deck.

When did war turn into Pokemon?


Theodosia - Apr 25, 2003 5:42:57 am PDT #3361 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Noumenon:

Table 230 of [link] says you're right. It goes from 1988-1994 and has 12.3% of males 20-29 under 5'6", just 2.1% over 6'3".

I am 5'6", and that makes me taller than 11.7% of men my age, but 74% of the women. Tall enough, I guess.

With rounding, apparently 100.0% of women are less than 6 feet tall. I hope that doesn't cause anyone here to suddenly poof out of existence. When the statistician comes for you, slouch.


amyth - Apr 25, 2003 9:13:06 am PDT #3362 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Madrigal, in Angel (whitefonted to err on side of whitefont caution):

Just to get rid of Kennedy, I'd like Angel to drop naked from the ceiling of the Summers' house just as Willow and Kennedy are being annoying couply together. At the sight of him, Willow stands up and announces, "Straight now!"


Jesse - Apr 25, 2003 9:26:02 am PDT #3363 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But note that it's spoilery for current-season Buffy, not Angel.


amyth - Apr 25, 2003 9:42:38 am PDT #3364 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Thanks, Jesse.


sj - Apr 25, 2003 3:34:12 pm PDT #3365 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel C. Jensen in Quotable Buffy thread:

Death is her art because all the good art classes were filled.


Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2003 4:29:41 pm PDT #3366 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: Oh, once I managed to get the twist tie out of my hair, I tossed it. Like, she really mushed it into my hair. Why? Why would she mush a twist tie into my hair?


billytea - Apr 25, 2003 8:12:46 pm PDT #3367 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bitches:

Sean:

Even if you are secretly a huge fundementalist and are just keeping notes on which of us is going straight to Hell.

El Phab:

Shit! You found me out. (oops...I guess my use of "shit" probably gave away the fact that I'm not really serious here. Let's try this again.)

Damn! You found me out. (whoops again...ok...so I'm not very good at pretending to be a fundie.)


smonster - Apr 25, 2003 9:50:55 pm PDT #3368 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gus, funny no matter how much or little alcohol he has ingested. In Natter. And no, ya don't get no context.

American-me: "Who let the dogs out?" Educator-me: "Flee! There are dogs among us!" Somali-me: "Look! Lunch!" Irish-me:" "Bring on yer feckin' dags, man."


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2003 9:53:56 pm PDT #3369 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn, that was funny the first time, but now I'm doing it with accents ... it's even better.

"Flee! t insert Shakespearean rep theatre hand gesture There are dogs among us!"

That's my pops-in-law.