'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Aww, I just blushed bright red and frightened my cat.Squee, I got COMMed, squeeee! Ahem.
And yes, Spike's pathetic-ness has been fully aired down here in Oz, much to our...um, rather *my* chagrin. Sadly everyone else in Australia has resisted my generous offer of opinion-regulating mind-control. Some people just don't want to be helped.
Madrigal in Angel:
if GT asks you to take off your pants so she can eat you, you don't question whether or not she's being literal.
Madrigal in Natter, context be damned:
Yeah, well at least belts don't have the ability to get stuck in awkward places and then be really painful to have to yank off. I think that's why the strap-on has always been a much better seller than the tape-on.
Aimee, having a Popeye moment in Natter:
We will gladly appreciate you Tuesday, for the shit you put up with today.
Julie in UnAmericans:
And then I got sidetracked into six degrees of Mutant Enemy
RobertH in Buffy:
You know, I read this book one time that had a character in it who mocked Christian faith left and right. Named Satan or something. Anyway, we should boycott that book.
Nutty in Sartre:
Eternal yammering is the true price of freedom.
Natter, from several days ago, but very accurate for right now:
Betsy: They missed an opportunity to double up on the Passover angst by having you have to get all the *non-leavened* stuff out of the house at its end. You could have a kid searching for the last bit of matzoh and ritually throwing it out of the house while the whole family yelled "Bleah!"
Wolfram: Don't forget the obligatory matzoh burning festival the next day.
Burn baby burn.
Cindy: My dh was reading over my shoulder and asked me to add that the Catholics never would have missed that one.
Betsy: The Catholics would have added alcohol. "Get so drunk you can no longer tell matzoh from challah."
Wolfram: Well most alcohol is chometz. But we do have four cups of wine, and by the third I'm starting to taste crumbs. YFCOWMV.
Missy, Torrance, Isis: watch your back!! Check out our hella cool cheerleaders!
Fay: Go Team Minister! So much more satisfying a Ministry than that of Silly Walks. t waves pompoms of carnage.
Connie: Which leave interesting blood spatter patterns as they're shaken.
Amych: Surely I'm not the only one who thought, "This is the next hot faux finishing technique! Quick, pitch it to Trading Spaces!"
erikaj, in Bitches (Fay was using "to fancy someone"):
I also like the word fancy better than this. "I like him, but not like that." "I like her like her. As more than a friend." I don't know why more USAians don't use it. But we use "fancy" ketchup sometimes... but I've never got That Special Feeling off it.