Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


amyth - Apr 25, 2003 9:42:38 am PDT #3364 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Thanks, Jesse.


sj - Apr 25, 2003 3:34:12 pm PDT #3365 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel C. Jensen in Quotable Buffy thread:

Death is her art because all the good art classes were filled.


Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2003 4:29:41 pm PDT #3366 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: Oh, once I managed to get the twist tie out of my hair, I tossed it. Like, she really mushed it into my hair. Why? Why would she mush a twist tie into my hair?


billytea - Apr 25, 2003 8:12:46 pm PDT #3367 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Bitches:

Sean:

Even if you are secretly a huge fundementalist and are just keeping notes on which of us is going straight to Hell.

El Phab:

Shit! You found me out. (oops...I guess my use of "shit" probably gave away the fact that I'm not really serious here. Let's try this again.)

Damn! You found me out. (whoops again...ok...so I'm not very good at pretending to be a fundie.)


smonster - Apr 25, 2003 9:50:55 pm PDT #3368 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gus, funny no matter how much or little alcohol he has ingested. In Natter. And no, ya don't get no context.

American-me: "Who let the dogs out?" Educator-me: "Flee! There are dogs among us!" Somali-me: "Look! Lunch!" Irish-me:" "Bring on yer feckin' dags, man."


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2003 9:53:56 pm PDT #3369 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn, that was funny the first time, but now I'm doing it with accents ... it's even better.

"Flee! t insert Shakespearean rep theatre hand gesture There are dogs among us!"

That's my pops-in-law.


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2003 10:46:32 pm PDT #3370 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Heh. I love this thread, because it means the skippers and skimmers among us still get to enjoy the best of the Buffistae.


Elena - Apr 25, 2003 11:40:44 pm PDT #3371 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches -

Steph

I am totally humorless when not doped up, and would otherwise never sing while eating jell-o.


amyth - Apr 25, 2003 11:50:49 pm PDT #3372 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

In Natter:

amych: Hell, in NC, not only are oral and anal sex illegal regardless of your orientation, so are sex between umarried people, the use of a hotel room for immoral purposes, and my all-time personal fave, "Using Profane or Indecent Language on Public Highways".

billytea: Y'know, I had to think about this for a moment. I found myself trying to envisage the number of ways you could orient yourself for oral sex before I got the point.*

*: Finally twigged I was on the wrong track when I caught myself thinking "Facing Mecca!"


Theodosia - Apr 26, 2003 8:01:50 am PDT #3373 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily, because context is for wimps:

Oops. As I go looking for Hell, I find angels.

In the Bible, in the Bible! Anyway, I'll let you know what I find out.