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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Nilly - Apr 24, 2003 5:40:43 am PDT #3357 of 10000

Swouncing

Natter, from several days ago, but very accurate for right now:

Betsy: They missed an opportunity to double up on the Passover angst by having you have to get all the *non-leavened* stuff out of the house at its end. You could have a kid searching for the last bit of matzoh and ritually throwing it out of the house while the whole family yelled "Bleah!"
Wolfram: Don't forget the obligatory matzoh burning festival the next day.
Burn baby burn.
Cindy: My dh was reading over my shoulder and asked me to add that the Catholics never would have missed that one.
Betsy: The Catholics would have added alcohol. "Get so drunk you can no longer tell matzoh from challah."
Wolfram: Well most alcohol is chometz. But we do have four cups of wine, and by the third I'm starting to taste crumbs. YFCOWMV.

smonster - Apr 24, 2003 12:16:59 pm PDT #3358 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Missy, Torrance, Isis: watch your back!! Check out our hella cool cheerleaders!

Fay: Go Team Minister! So much more satisfying a Ministry than that of Silly Walks. t waves pompoms of carnage.

Connie: Which leave interesting blood spatter patterns as they're shaken.

Amych: Surely I'm not the only one who thought, "This is the next hot faux finishing technique! Quick, pitch it to Trading Spaces!"

meara - Apr 24, 2003 1:34:54 pm PDT #3359 of 10000

erikaj, in Bitches (Fay was using "to fancy someone"):

I also like the word fancy better than this. "I like him, but not like that." "I like her like her. As more than a friend." I don't know why more USAians don't use it. But we use "fancy" ketchup sometimes... but I've never got That Special Feeling off it.

Betsy HP - Apr 24, 2003 2:59:13 pm PDT #3360 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Pinwiz: I just heard on the news that we got the 8 of Spades in the Iraqi card deck.

When did war turn into Pokemon?

Theodosia - Apr 25, 2003 5:42:57 am PDT #3361 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Noumenon:

Table 230 of [link] says you're right. It goes from 1988-1994 and has 12.3% of males 20-29 under 5'6", just 2.1% over 6'3".

I am 5'6", and that makes me taller than 11.7% of men my age, but 74% of the women. Tall enough, I guess.

With rounding, apparently 100.0% of women are less than 6 feet tall. I hope that doesn't cause anyone here to suddenly poof out of existence. When the statistician comes for you, slouch.

amyth - Apr 25, 2003 9:13:06 am PDT #3362 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Madrigal, in Angel (whitefonted to err on side of whitefont caution):

Just to get rid of Kennedy, I'd like Angel to drop naked from the ceiling of the Summers' house just as Willow and Kennedy are being annoying couply together. At the sight of him, Willow stands up and announces, "Straight now!"

Jesse - Apr 25, 2003 9:26:02 am PDT #3363 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But note that it's spoilery for current-season Buffy, not Angel.

amyth - Apr 25, 2003 9:42:38 am PDT #3364 of 10000

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Thanks, Jesse.

sj - Apr 25, 2003 3:34:12 pm PDT #3365 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Daniel C. Jensen in Quotable Buffy thread:

Death is her art because all the good art classes were filled.

Trudy Booth - Apr 25, 2003 4:29:41 pm PDT #3366 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Allyson: Oh, once I managed to get the twist tie out of my hair, I tossed it. Like, she really mushed it into my hair. Why? Why would she mush a twist tie into my hair?

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