I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women who aren't me.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


msbelle - Apr 18, 2003 9:50:29 pm PDT #3326 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Gus in Natter:

One of the drama students and I made a trip to the lav at the same time and were talking about the Scottish Play along the way.

Some combination of this and ethanol led to two fellows standing side by side at urinals, bellowing ...

Is this a dagger which I see before me,

The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.

Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible

To feeling as to sight? or art thou but

A dagger of the mind, a false creation,

Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

I see thee yet, in form as palpable

As this which now I draw.

... which drew some odd looks.


P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2003 12:53:00 am PDT #3327 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Perkins in Bitches:

My across the way neighbor just grinned and waved at me through the window, which kind of freaked me out, until I realized that I was wearing my tiara, drinking wine out of a martini glass, and playing fetch with the cat.

Now I'm just worried he thinks I'm insane.


esse - Apr 19, 2003 8:11:47 pm PDT #3328 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And I gladly contributed to the madness.

t natter

Perkins, are there pictures yet?

t /natter


DXMachina - Apr 19, 2003 9:05:27 pm PDT #3329 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Plei, w/o context in F2F:

I am Frankenpeep.


Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2003 1:44:54 am PDT #3330 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

PMM: Just be glad you didn't come aboard during one of the Great Grammar Wars!

Billytea: There was an epic battle. More than one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds.


P.M. Marc - Apr 20, 2003 2:01:39 am PDT #3331 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

TRUDY!!!

Hmph. I'm the question mark, missy.


Theodosia - Apr 20, 2003 8:36:25 am PDT #3332 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gus's followup to: "one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds"

Yup. He later parsed out. It was ugly.


DXMachina - Apr 20, 2003 8:44:11 am PDT #3333 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Madrigal, in F2F:

I'm supposed to be much shorter than I am, and darker, and wear more leather, and smoke clove cigarettes and drink vodka from an engraved hip flask made from the bones of some past enemy and I'm supposed to have witty sayings like "Munch a rug for Jesus" tattooed on the back of my head. People get over it.


Cindy - Apr 20, 2003 6:10:25 pm PDT #3334 of 10000
Nobody

In Natter...

ted:

Okay be warned...this is...icky. Giles revealed today that he has worms. By having them slither out of his rear end. So tomorrow morning he and Willow (who so far shows no revolting symptoms) go to the vet and in the meantime I battle a major case of the "ughs."

Victor:

For a split second, I forgot I was in Natter, and thought you were talking about the characters. Thought it was an... interesting choice of developments, but then, the show's done stranger.


Nutty - Apr 20, 2003 10:17:13 pm PDT #3335 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Days late, because I can't bear to let a good ninja joke go by.

shrift: It's always hard to get good ninjas these days.

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Matt, on failed ninjaism: I believe he had the idea that thinking movie ninjas were cool would somehow allow him to dodge blows from fairly skilled swordsmen.