Gus's followup to: "one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds"
Yup. He later parsed out. It was ugly.
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Theodosia - Apr 20, 2003 8:36:25 am PDT #3332 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
DXMachina - Apr 20, 2003 8:44:11 am PDT #3333 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Madrigal, in F2F:
I'm supposed to be much shorter than I am, and darker, and wear more leather, and smoke clove cigarettes and drink vodka from an engraved hip flask made from the bones of some past enemy and I'm supposed to have witty sayings like "Munch a rug for Jesus" tattooed on the back of my head. People get over it.
Cindy - Apr 20, 2003 6:10:25 pm PDT #3334 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter...
ted:
Okay be warned...this is...icky. Giles revealed today that he has worms. By having them slither out of his rear end. So tomorrow morning he and Willow (who so far shows no revolting symptoms) go to the vet and in the meantime I battle a major case of the "ughs."
Victor:
For a split second, I forgot I was in Natter, and thought you were talking about the characters. Thought it was an... interesting choice of developments, but then, the show's done stranger.
Nutty - Apr 20, 2003 10:17:13 pm PDT #3335 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Days late, because I can't bear to let a good ninja joke go by.
shrift: It's always hard to get good ninjas these days.
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Matt, on failed ninjaism: I believe he had the idea that thinking movie ninjas were cool would somehow allow him to dodge blows from fairly skilled swordsmen.
Dana - Apr 21, 2003 10:43:58 am PDT #3336 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
From Natter, a riff on dating and Hamlet:
Sophia: Earlier this week the designer and I almost died laughing when "Gertrude" who is dating "Hamlet" asked us if we thought she "would be able to go down on Hamlet in this dress"? She meant "fall", but still....
amych: First thought: eww! incest squick!
Second thought: well, yeah, but it's kinda that way in the play too, now isn't it?
Sophia: Yup. Of course, being a college theater department-- "Gertrude" has also dated "Claudius", "Laertes" and the "Gravedigger" (not the funny one)over the course of 4 years.
DXMachina - Apr 21, 2003 11:06:08 am PDT #3337 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
More Hamlet:
amych: <swoons at the thought of seeing Fiennes do Hamlet onstage>
Emily: Or for that matter Gertrude.
Dori - Apr 21, 2003 12:08:58 pm PDT #3338 of 10000
Pretty angsty boys make everything better.
Matt the Bruins fan in Angel, and context be damned:
LORNE: Hey, who ever figured I'd have trouble recognizing Angel from behind?
amych - Apr 21, 2003 12:21:40 pm PDT #3339 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Bitterchick, in Natter:
"Jesus, you've just been betrayed, crucifiied and come back from the dead. What are you gonna do now?"
"I'm going to Disney World!"
Kate P. - Apr 21, 2003 3:21:18 pm PDT #3340 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Movies:
Eileen: Rumor flying around office: please tell me it's rumor.
J.Lo Ben
remake
Casablanca
please tell me it's a rumor.
Aimée: Ohmigawd. I'll pray for whoever thought that would be good idea.
Matt the Bruins fan: I'll pray for a suspended sentence for whoever mows that person down.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2003 6:45:39 pm PDT #3341 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Emily in Bitches, with wise words of comfort:
"Here Erin has gone before me, and prepared a way, And she hath laughed upon it, and said, God, that sucked, but it's fucking funny, isn't it? And therefore shall I not despair."