Dawn ,'Sleeper'
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Perkins in Bitches:
My across the way neighbor just grinned and waved at me through the window, which kind of freaked me out, until I realized that I was wearing my tiara, drinking wine out of a martini glass, and playing fetch with the cat.
Now I'm just worried he thinks I'm insane.
And I gladly contributed to the madness.
t natter
Perkins, are there pictures yet?
t /natter
Plei, w/o context in F2F:
I am Frankenpeep.
PMM: Just be glad you didn't come aboard during one of the Great Grammar Wars!
Billytea: There was an epic battle. More than one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds.
TRUDY!!!
Hmph. I'm the question mark, missy.
Gus's followup to: "one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds"
Yup. He later parsed out. It was ugly.
Madrigal, in F2F:
I'm supposed to be much shorter than I am, and darker, and wear more leather, and smoke clove cigarettes and drink vodka from an engraved hip flask made from the bones of some past enemy and I'm supposed to have witty sayings like "Munch a rug for Jesus" tattooed on the back of my head. People get over it.
In Natter...
ted:
Okay be warned...this is...icky. Giles revealed today that he has worms. By having them slither out of his rear end. So tomorrow morning he and Willow (who so far shows no revolting symptoms) go to the vet and in the meantime I battle a major case of the "ughs."
Victor:
For a split second, I forgot I was in Natter, and thought you were talking about the characters. Thought it was an... interesting choice of developments, but then, the show's done stranger.
Days late, because I can't bear to let a good ninja joke go by.
shrift: It's always hard to get good ninjas these days.
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Matt, on failed ninjaism: I believe he had the idea that thinking movie ninjas were cool would somehow allow him to dodge blows from fairly skilled swordsmen.
From Natter, a riff on dating and Hamlet:
Sophia: Earlier this week the designer and I almost died laughing when "Gertrude" who is dating "Hamlet" asked us if we thought she "would be able to go down on Hamlet in this dress"? She meant "fall", but still....
amych: First thought: eww! incest squick!
Second thought: well, yeah, but it's kinda that way in the play too, now isn't it?
Sophia: Yup. Of course, being a college theater department-- "Gertrude" has also dated "Claudius", "Laertes" and the "Gravedigger" (not the funny one)over the course of 4 years.