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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Jessica - Apr 18, 2003 8:13:16 pm PDT #3323 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Scrappy and Steph's Surgical Scar Smackdown:

Scrappy:Teppy, I have a 9-inch scar on my abdomen from an emergency splenectomy when was 12. Not to brag, but just wanted to make VERY clear that mine is bigger than yours. (sticks out tongue tauntingly) We can compare them at the F2F!

Steph: Mine *could* be 10 inches; we didn't pull out a ruler. I'll have my friend take a picture.

Scrappy: Scar smackdown, baby!

Steph: Oh, bring it! I ain't afraid of your spleen scar, you spleenless wonder!

Scrappy: At least my scar is on the front where it is visible to everyone. Not hidden around in back like I was ASHAMED of it or something.

Steph: No, mine is on my back so you can see it when you KISS MY ASS...

victor infante - Apr 18, 2003 9:19:49 pm PDT #3324 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Ita, context free in bureaucracy!

Our toys! Ours! Ours! Ours!

Whoa. Head rush.

Java cat - Apr 18, 2003 9:48:03 pm PDT #3325 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter 11:

Connie Neil: Five foot two, eyes of blue ...
Lord, I got sick of hearing that song.

erikj: I want a song like that. And probably a crossbow, too, actually.

Nutty: Imagine if you were named Susan. (Or my real name, which is not Susan, but same diff.) Lazy Susan! Lazy Susan!

I knew there was a reason I had a nickname (the most annoyingly common one in my school) till I was 18.

Deborah Grabien:

Lazy Susan! Lazy Susan!

My little issue was that once I got to America? Everyone wanted to call me "Debbie."

Do I LOOK like a "Debbie"? Debbie is cute. She is perky. She has dimples and turns the world on with her smile, or some junk.

Debbie does not now, nor has she ever, looked a bust of Beethoven in a bad mood, come to life. Debbie doesn't scare other peoples' children with her roman nose.

Debbie. Nothing against it, for those it suits. But were they nuts?

msbelle - Apr 18, 2003 9:50:29 pm PDT #3326 of 10000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Gus in Natter:

One of the drama students and I made a trip to the lav at the same time and were talking about the Scottish Play along the way.

Some combination of this and ethanol led to two fellows standing side by side at urinals, bellowing ...

Is this a dagger which I see before me,

The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.

Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible

To feeling as to sight? or art thou but

A dagger of the mind, a false creation,

Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

I see thee yet, in form as palpable

As this which now I draw.

... which drew some odd looks.

P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2003 12:53:00 am PDT #3327 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Perkins in Bitches:

My across the way neighbor just grinned and waved at me through the window, which kind of freaked me out, until I realized that I was wearing my tiara, drinking wine out of a martini glass, and playing fetch with the cat.

Now I'm just worried he thinks I'm insane.

esse - Apr 19, 2003 8:11:47 pm PDT #3328 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And I gladly contributed to the madness.

t natter

Perkins, are there pictures yet?

t /natter

DXMachina - Apr 19, 2003 9:05:27 pm PDT #3329 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Plei, w/o context in F2F:

I am Frankenpeep.

Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2003 1:44:54 am PDT #3330 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

PMM: Just be glad you didn't come aboard during one of the Great Grammar Wars!

Billytea: There was an epic battle. More than one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds.

P.M. Marc - Apr 20, 2003 2:01:39 am PDT #3331 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

TRUDY!!!

Hmph. I'm the question mark, missy.

Theodosia - Apr 20, 2003 8:36:25 am PDT #3332 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gus's followup to: "one person had to be helped off the field after being kneed right in the gerunds"

Yup. He later parsed out. It was ugly.

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