You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jess M. - Apr 16, 2003 12:29:37 pm PDT #3280 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Angel, no spoilers:

Mikal2200: being retired - I forget that folks work.

Amych: Hell, I'm employed and I sometimes forget the same thing.


Vortex - Apr 16, 2003 7:39:58 pm PDT #3281 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In Smallville, and I don't think I need to say who it refers to

It was all CreepySexyCoolCrazyObsessedGayGayGayMaybeEvil.


Michele T. - Apr 16, 2003 8:31:57 pm PDT #3282 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Fay, in Fan Fiction:

Squid/Building porn isn't the sort of thing you forget in a hurry.


Kate P. - Apr 16, 2003 9:07:25 pm PDT #3283 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

It was all CreepySexyCoolCrazyObsessedGayGayGayMaybeEvil.

This was amyth, by the way.


Kat - Apr 16, 2003 11:41:48 pm PDT #3284 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Angel:

Holli:

ME writers are way too fond of that gimmick, aren't they?

Kristen

It's like the LoTR souvenir glasses at Burger King. Collect 'em all for a complete set of asspulls.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 17, 2003 3:12:56 am PDT #3285 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

A couple from Bitches, freed from the chains of context:

amych:

I'll admit to a certain wishy-washiness on the whole pineapple pizza thing. Because ham/pineapple, while tolerable to me if other people in the group wanted it, was never exciting. And then I found out about pepperoni/pineapple. The spiciness of the pepperoni gave the whole combo a kick that h/p just never had for me. I know it's an unconventional 'ship. And that the OTPers out there probably think I'm doing some kind of sick, pervy thing to their favorite ingredient. But p/p is the next hot pairing, I'm telling you. You'll be seeing it in TWOP banner ads any day now.

- - -

Jess PMoon:

Old beets can be indecent beets
though recent beets are bolder
for beets (I'm glad to say)
are in the mind of the beholder...


Theodosia - Apr 17, 2003 4:06:18 am PDT #3286 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

aurelia in Natter, on Natter:

I learn so much from natter. Chemistry, refrigerator design, really scary food slash... I feel like I've been reading a text only version of "The Cartoon History of Judaism." It's like really fun school, but without the tuition and with occasional porn!


smonster - Apr 17, 2003 8:04:05 am PDT #3287 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Spoilery for Buffy "Dirty Girls" in Buffy thread.

bitterchick: Caleb is subletting from evil.

jessPmoon: Literally, if he's living in Evil's wine cellar.

edited b/c dirty and bad are similar but not the same. apologies if i spoiled anyone, and thanks for catching that, jess.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 8:05:23 am PDT #3288 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Er, actually spoilery for Dirty Girls. S7.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2003 10:09:44 am PDT #3289 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Aimee, in Bitches:

The scale is evil and must be thrown into the firey pits of hell.

Sugar is evil, but cannot be thrown into the firey pits of hell because then it would just carmelize and make everything smell like creme broule.

Mmmmm.....creme broule........