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These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I -- how about that?

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Aims - Apr 03, 2003 8:10:43 pm PST #3215 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

COMM-ing for Kat, who lacks bandwidth:

Aimee:Quilters question: If I were to take my quarters to a fabric store, would they use their cutting table for me to make my squares?

erinaceous:Aimee, they will not. And they will be grumpy if you ask them. Because they are horribly underpaid, are mistreated by management, and have not yet recovered from the panic that is Halloween costume season. YFSMV.

DXMachina - Apr 03, 2003 9:43:27 pm PST #3216 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Consuela , in UnAmerican (who needs context):

Damn, I missed the rutabaga discussion.

Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2003 9:47:54 pm PST #3217 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

UTTAD: And how to you mock a duck anyway?

Hayden "Go ferson a person!"

meara - Apr 03, 2003 10:28:43 pm PST #3218 of 10000

Noumenon, in (of all places) Unamerican:

"Quorn" sounds like a meat substitute for corn. For carnivores.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 04, 2003 2:40:39 am PST #3219 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Unamericans (it's the place to be these days :) ):

Caroma:

My grandpa used to mix his turnips and mashed potatoes. I felt it was an insult to both.

DXMachina:

My mom did that. Still didn't mask the fact that there were frelling turnips in the potatoes.

~~~

In Bitchy fic, PMM writes the one-word drabble:

Spike at the End of the World, the Last Man Standing.

"Bugger."

Cindy - Apr 04, 2003 3:36:52 am PST #3220 of 10000

Nobody

Angel...

ita analyzes 4.17, Inside Out and decodes the secret to world domination...

I like Connor fucking up too. I imagine if you take an isolated (and alienated) teen and use the word "special" a lot (without referring to the Olympics) and put out?

Anyfucking thing you want? It's yours.

Jim - Apr 04, 2003 3:42:11 am PST #3221 of 10000

Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

ita's inadvertantly leaking her own future plans again, I see...

Cindy - Apr 04, 2003 3:48:02 am PST #3222 of 10000

Nobody

The thing is, with that sort of plan, she has a real shot.

Kate P. - Apr 04, 2003 5:40:11 am PST #3223 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Angus in Umamericans:

Remember the ads where someone would take one bite of a Crunchie and suddenly a film of them doing something fun like rollerskating or disco dancing or windsurfing would be superimposed over the space where their t-shirt was? (The implication being that eating a Crunchie transports you mentally to your early 80s leisure activity of choice.)

amych - Apr 04, 2003 6:14:15 am PST #3224 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

PMM in Angel (nonspoilery)

Aww, now I feel all warm and eviscerated.

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