'Objects In Space'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bureaucracy:
Kristen:
Part of why I like "Like Sartre, Only Longer" is it just seems the natural progression from "Like Kafka, Only Funnier."
Elena:
And the third thread could be "Like Minear, Only Bloodier".
ita:
But they never let us have blood!
Elena:
That's because no one asked Tim to be a Stompy. Imagine, someone gets out of line and all of a sudden their name is in the credits. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Fiona:
I have never tried a vegetarian haggis, it seems so.... pointless.
Am-Chau Yarkona:
I have. It's always way too spicy for me, though. (I'm all about the bland food. This either makes me a good vegetarian, if you think it's all bland anyway (not true), or a bad vegetarian, if you're trying to convince people that not all vegetarian food is bland. I had a point, but it seems to have wondered off to find its One True Pencil.)
Nutty, in Natter:
I am thinking I would like to get ripped and eat sweets now. Alas that I am at work, before noon, on a Thursday, rendering the first half of the natter joy equation unlikely. CVS, however, probably has Cadbury mini eggs, which are like unto crack in their portability and ease of use. N.b.: please don't set your Cadbury mini eggs on fire on my say-so. And do not eat crack rocks. This is a simile only.
Am-Chau missed one of the reactions to her Bureaucracy run
Plei:
Oh. My. Lord. Mashed Potatoes in New Places. Ouch. Painful.
connie, in LOTR
Obviously the cold medicine is kicking in.
I saw ROTK and though, "Rolling on the ... oh, King! Wait, Rolling on the King? Well, that would make the Boromir/Aragon slashers happy."
DXMachina:
It's just sitting there
A number so attractive
yes, I am a slut
erikaj: Where's all the "special treatment" everybody's been worried about giving me my whole life? Grrr.
in Bitches:
smonster: Well, hell, I'm not a vegetarian so THAT must be why I sleep with women
Aimée: Vegetarian, vagitarian, all the difference a vowel makes.
Nutty, commenting on Angel 4.17, (title) Inside Out . The comments aren't out and out spoilers, but they're funny and they sum up a bunch of stuff, so they sorta...oh shoot, just bring on the white font.
* I love how, now in one gigantic asspull, they're explaining years of asspulls at once! It's amazing and death-defying! Next, they'll actually make sense of The Powers That Be!
*
Allyson, on booking space for the F2F:
I told the hotel you were a rowdy crowd of drunk women who wouldn't deface the hotel in any way, but I do wish I had been able to warn them about singing.