PMM in Angel (nonspoilery)
Aww, now I feel all warm and eviscerated.
Tara: What's so bad about them coming here? Aren't they good guys? I mean, Watchers, that's just like whole other Gileses, right? Buffy: Yes! They're scary and horrible!
'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Apr 04, 2003 6:14:15 am PST #3224 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Apr 04, 2003 7:51:46 am PST #3225 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Angel: (not spoilery -- it's about a typo]
MadrigalEvli sounds like the kind of evil you'd buy at Ikea - like one of those giant death rays that you have to put together yourself at home and then end up with a crystal of polka evisceration left over and having to hold the back end together with duct tape because they didn't give you enough screws.
amyth: "The Evli Ray: in Seafoam, Buttercream and Eggshell--for Spring!"
Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 04, 2003 9:27:36 am PST #3226 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
In Bitchy Fic, Deena discovers feedback:
God, you guys are like smoking crack.
Dana:
Welcome to the world of fanfic.
(Very much 'it's funny 'cos it's true'.)
Theodosia - Apr 04, 2003 9:58:58 am PST #3227 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Bitches:
Trudy:
Called agencies and skipped class.
Elena:
And at some point you frolicked in a fountain? Right? And sat in a cafe and drank Italian sodas with your gay best friend? Right? And there was a funny mix-up at the dry cleaners? Right?
Right?
Are you saying that everything television has taught me about life in the big city is a lie?
Jessica - Apr 11, 2003 8:02:55 am PDT #3228 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Teppy, in Bitches:
Can I say it? I want to say it!
There's no place like...
[camera pans to Willow, sitting in the lobby of the Phoenix]
[suddenly we all realize we lost several days]
Noooooo!
meara - Apr 11, 2003 11:37:11 am PDT #3229 of 10000
From PF Natter Thread:
Caroma: I hope we're back up on WX before the new Buffy on Tuesday.
t still trying to navigate around Peoplesforum. FAQ?! Read the FAQ?! I don't need no stinking faq, I've been driving on the Internet for seven years!
t accidentally subscribes to Monster Truck, Gay Iowans, and Curling forums
Yep, I'm just fine.
Theodosia: Watch out for the curlers -- meara only got her cast off today. They may be looking for more victims!
Susan O.: It's a vast Canadian curling conspiracy!
Caroma: Where am I and what the hell am I doing with this broom?
Theodosia: Sweep for your life!!!
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2003 12:24:26 pm PDT #3230 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
In Natter. I can't help it, I really did almost choke on my water reading this...
Deborah Grabien: Which is fine. I'd far rather they were kinky, oversexed, and understanding of the Power of Retail Therapy, preferably in Paris.
Tom W: Thanks Deb, way to raise the frelling bar!
Cindy - Apr 11, 2003 2:04:24 pm PDT #3231 of 10000
Nobody
Nutty, because she shares my pain (and context be damned)
I hate that shit. I was scarred in my youth by too many soap opera actors who had a side gig doing jazz classics, and suddenly their characters on the show would burst into song. Frisco, I am looking at you, boy.
Nutty - Apr 11, 2003 2:12:28 pm PDT #3232 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
in my youth my too many soap opera actors
Er, Cindy, can you make me look good, and turn that second "my" to "by"?
Or we can collectively pretend I have a headcold.
Susan W. - Apr 11, 2003 2:35:00 pm PDT #3233 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
connie neil in Angel, non-spoilery:
Bread, like Messiahs and happy lovers, is always best for coming again.