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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Allibelle in Natter:
*soft voice* If you'll look to your left, you'll be able to catch a glimpse of the scrappy Buffista. This graceful creature is very well adapted to its Los Angeles habitat, but is usually very hard to spot. Move carefully, you don't want to startle her.
Betsy H., in Natter, context be hanged:
This article did not increase my enthusiasm about exposing my cooter to a stranger.
Emily: Look, a whole post with no ellipses! Generally, I am Ellipsis Woman! Hear me...
Typo Boy's tagline:
It's hard to avoid the suspicion that a significant number of America's worst social problems would be alleviated by summoning the insurance industry's top managers to an economic summit, and then setting packs of wild dogs on them. - electrolite
Nutty, in Natter:
Still not convinced hot wax isn't a form of torture. It is wax! That is hot! On your body! If Madonna is doing it to Willem Dafoe, I don't wanna!
Calli in Bitches:
The thought of post-wax-pulling pain is a bit more problematic. I wonder if there are any places that combine liquor and waxing treatments. Mix a straight scotch with full-leg waxing, get a cosmopolitan and an eyebrow waxing, chug a waterglass of everclear and get a brazilian. It sounds like a very worthwhile idea.
Anne W:
This thread will end soon
It's not moving fast enough
Time to start haiku
In Bitches
Elphaba: Hey, can we start a special Bitches club for all of us currently on the good drugs?
Steph L.: The ambassador from the Isle du Percoset votes "duuuuuuuude."
edited b/c steph deserves a colon, too.
Nicole, in Natter, about Natter:
Do things always move that fast at the end of one thread and the beginning of the new? Cuz, hello?
I think the best way I could describe it is:
9850 - driving through the country and naming each cow you see
9900 - driving in mild traffic on downtown streets
9950 - late for work but still too much traffic for speeding
9960 - oddly enough, back to country cow naming ??
9989 - stunt driving for a commercial where the car speeds down German streets, making fast and hard right/left turns every 4 seconds. This excellerated speed continues into first 30 or so posts of new thread and newer posters will not be able to keep up. Do not try. Injury could occur.