Emily: Look, a whole post with no ellipses! Generally, I am Ellipsis Woman! Hear me...
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2003 9:18:32 pm PST #3180 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cindy - Mar 31, 2003 7:49:13 am PST #3181 of 10000
Nobody
Typo Boy's tagline:
It's hard to avoid the suspicion that a significant number of America's worst social problems would be alleviated by summoning the insurance industry's top managers to an economic summit, and then setting packs of wild dogs on them. - electrolite
Nora Deirdre - Mar 31, 2003 8:22:26 am PST #3182 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nutty, in Natter:
Still not convinced hot wax isn't a form of torture. It is wax! That is hot! On your body! If Madonna is doing it to Willem Dafoe, I don't wanna!
Theodosia - Mar 31, 2003 10:14:02 am PST #3183 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Calli in Bitches:
The thought of post-wax-pulling pain is a bit more problematic. I wonder if there are any places that combine liquor and waxing treatments. Mix a straight scotch with full-leg waxing, get a cosmopolitan and an eyebrow waxing, chug a waterglass of everclear and get a brazilian. It sounds like a very worthwhile idea.
Theodosia - Mar 31, 2003 11:47:12 am PST #3184 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Anne W:
This thread will end soon
It's not moving fast enough
Time to start haiku
smonster - Mar 31, 2003 11:54:09 am PST #3185 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches
Elphaba: Hey, can we start a special Bitches club for all of us currently on the good drugs?
Steph L.: The ambassador from the Isle du Percoset votes "duuuuuuuude."
edited b/c steph deserves a colon, too.
Anne W. - Mar 31, 2003 2:56:44 pm PST #3186 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Nicole, in Natter, about Natter:
Do things always move that fast at the end of one thread and the beginning of the new? Cuz, hello?
I think the best way I could describe it is:
9850 - driving through the country and naming each cow you see
9900 - driving in mild traffic on downtown streets
9950 - late for work but still too much traffic for speeding
9960 - oddly enough, back to country cow naming ??
9989 - stunt driving for a commercial where the car speeds down German streets, making fast and hard right/left turns every 4 seconds. This excellerated speed continues into first 30 or so posts of new thread and newer posters will not be able to keep up. Do not try. Injury could occur.
Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2003 4:01:18 pm PST #3187 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DXMachina: Whatever happened to in like a lion, out like a lamb?
Theodosia: I think the saying this year is "In like a lion, out like a much smaller but more vexed lion."
Elena - Mar 31, 2003 5:42:08 pm PST #3188 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches
ita:
Dude, it's frelling hot out here in the nether Valley.
Betsy:
Is this part of the waxing conversation, ita?
Java cat - Mar 31, 2003 8:12:28 pm PST #3189 of 10000
Not javachik
Hotel slash from F2F:
amych:
The Orchid scanned the crowd of hotels; not a hot prospect in sight -- and yet -- right there, under its very balconies! How had it never noticed the Renaissance before? So strong, so manly, sweaty and hot with the bustle of convention season... but that only highlighted its many charms....