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Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Mar 31, 2003 4:01:18 pm PST #3187 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DXMachina: Whatever happened to in like a lion, out like a lamb?

Theodosia: I think the saying this year is "In like a lion, out like a much smaller but more vexed lion."


Elena - Mar 31, 2003 5:42:08 pm PST #3188 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches

ita:

Dude, it's frelling hot out here in the nether Valley.

Betsy:

Is this part of the waxing conversation, ita?


Java cat - Mar 31, 2003 8:12:28 pm PST #3189 of 10000
Not javachik

Hotel slash from F2F:

amych:

The Orchid scanned the crowd of hotels; not a hot prospect in sight -- and yet -- right there, under its very balconies! How had it never noticed the Renaissance before? So strong, so manly, sweaty and hot with the bustle of convention season... but that only highlighted its many charms....


Nicole - Mar 31, 2003 8:15:24 pm PST #3190 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

In Bitches:

Elphaba: Guess who has a brand new Honda Accord sitting in her parking place?

Betsy HP: Run out and make the bastards move it.


smonster - Apr 01, 2003 9:29:21 am PST #3191 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

spoilery for angel; idle speculation about the next pregnancy.

Madrigal And with the current rates of pregnancy on this show, should we expect Gwen to give birth to a little pink toaster next season?

Jess PMoon And would the toast that came out of it have to be called the breakfast of champions?


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 01, 2003 9:32:04 am PST #3192 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches:

Cindy:

She's very well and she's indicating there might be life outside the internet. Sounds like a hoax to me. Does anyone actually believe that, or is that like on of those Santa Claus myths?

Jess P Moon:

There's an outside the internet?

connie neil:

Nonsense, you're all just people I've created in a virtual reality. You only think you're real. I am sorry for any crises that may have occured in your virtual--but ultimately nonexistent--lives in those moments when I have to reboot the server.


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2003 10:34:37 am PST #3193 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

All of the above is why the whole world should fit between Boston and New York. If you can't get to it in 4 hours and/or on an interconnected set of train and public transity systems, why bother??


erinaceous - Apr 01, 2003 11:21:19 am PST #3194 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Cindy in Natter. Made me laugh.

I just got this email entitled, "Advice". I don't pass these on usually, but it made me chuckle.

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.


PaulJ - Apr 01, 2003 12:51:59 pm PST #3195 of 10000

Hec and Aimee, in Natter:

We should have one of the actuaries post the most likely ways to die for the average Buffsita demographic

My vote goes for "TiVo falling onto head" for #1 cause.


Nilly - Apr 01, 2003 11:16:01 pm PST #3196 of 10000
Swouncing

Anne on keeping track of Bureaublahblah (© msbelle):

It's a bit like herding cats. Teleporting, time-traveling cats.