Betsy H., in Natter:
Spoons are the most melancholy of the major cutlery types. They brood. And then they throw themselves down the Disposall.
Gunn: You ready? Fred: Is no an acceptable answer?
'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Gus - Mar 30, 2003 6:27:50 pm PST #3176 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2003 7:28:21 pm PST #3177 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Allibelle in Natter:
*soft voice* If you'll look to your left, you'll be able to catch a glimpse of the scrappy Buffista. This graceful creature is very well adapted to its Los Angeles habitat, but is usually very hard to spot. Move carefully, you don't want to startle her.
Gus - Mar 30, 2003 7:39:49 pm PST #3178 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Gus - Mar 30, 2003 7:51:52 pm PST #3179 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Betsy H., in Natter, context be hanged:
This article did not increase my enthusiasm about exposing my cooter to a stranger.
Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2003 9:18:32 pm PST #3180 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Emily: Look, a whole post with no ellipses! Generally, I am Ellipsis Woman! Hear me...
Cindy - Mar 31, 2003 7:49:13 am PST #3181 of 10000
Nobody
Typo Boy's tagline:
It's hard to avoid the suspicion that a significant number of America's worst social problems would be alleviated by summoning the insurance industry's top managers to an economic summit, and then setting packs of wild dogs on them. - electrolite
Nora Deirdre - Mar 31, 2003 8:22:26 am PST #3182 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nutty, in Natter:
Still not convinced hot wax isn't a form of torture. It is wax! That is hot! On your body! If Madonna is doing it to Willem Dafoe, I don't wanna!
Theodosia - Mar 31, 2003 10:14:02 am PST #3183 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Calli in Bitches:
The thought of post-wax-pulling pain is a bit more problematic. I wonder if there are any places that combine liquor and waxing treatments. Mix a straight scotch with full-leg waxing, get a cosmopolitan and an eyebrow waxing, chug a waterglass of everclear and get a brazilian. It sounds like a very worthwhile idea.
Theodosia - Mar 31, 2003 11:47:12 am PST #3184 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Anne W:
This thread will end soon
It's not moving fast enough
Time to start haiku
smonster - Mar 31, 2003 11:54:09 am PST #3185 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches
Elphaba: Hey, can we start a special Bitches club for all of us currently on the good drugs?
Steph L.: The ambassador from the Isle du Percoset votes "duuuuuuuude."
edited b/c steph deserves a colon, too.