Emily, in Bitches:
I'm so. fucking. tired. of Midsummer Night's Dream. Oh Pyramus! Oh Thisbe! Oh lord, what fools these shut the fuck up, you stupid smug little fairy!
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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juliana - Mar 27, 2003 4:59:02 pm PST #3153 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Steph L. - Mar 27, 2003 8:09:02 pm PST #3154 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Has this already been COMMed? And if not, why not?
In Natter...
Sophia: It sounds like cunnilingus is also illegal.
Aimee: And the way some people do it, it should be.
bon bon - Mar 27, 2003 11:11:44 pm PST #3155 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Emily
It's similar to how the homeless, the mentally ill, the developmentally disabled, and the elderly have a special insight and an inner serenity. Personally, when I need life counselling, I just wander over to the Mental Health Center and walk through the halls, absorbing the wisdom.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2003 8:33:59 am PST #3156 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nutty on the virtues of Chocolate Cadbury Cream Eggs
I still don't believe they come out of a male rabbit's butt, but the results do get my approval.
Theodosia - Mar 28, 2003 8:55:11 am PST #3157 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
sarameg in reaction to 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis':
OK, no idea but I read it as a wheezy exploding micro-zit condition.
I struggled hard for a B in high school bio, yes I did.
smonster - Mar 28, 2003 1:16:29 pm PST #3158 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
FayJay, on personality quirks and teaching young children
It's like I found the right cookie dough cutter shape for my freaky-shaped cookie self, and I can point at the cookie cutter when people are looking at me askance and they're all " Oh, she's a Primary teacher. Okay."
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 28, 2003 1:19:48 pm PST #3159 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Deena:
I now have giggling whiplash. It's a medical term.
My current passioante affair with M*A*S*H fandom may be clouding my view of the funniness of this. Still, COMM, wherein the C stands for peppermint tea.
Java cat - Mar 28, 2003 3:03:04 pm PST #3160 of 10000
Not javachik
Liese: I just drove 2 and a half hours to get to a decent bookstore and I Didn't. Buy. Anything.
Most of the problem was trying to work out how I would approach the information desk about Douglas Adams' posthumous book.
"Excuse me, but I can't find the Salmon of Doubt."
"Pardon me, but do you have the Salmon of Doubt?"
"Where do you keep your Salmon of Doubt?"
Michele T: Paul Rudnick once said that his dearest hope was to hear someone ask at an information desk for his first novel. "Excuse me, do you have Paul Rudnick's Social Disease? "
Shawn: Not literary, but this is part of the reason I don't have a copy of a CD I've been looking for called "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By."
scrappy - Mar 28, 2003 6:58:44 pm PST #3161 of 10000
Nobody
Nutty, the adorable:
You know what I love? I love variety. Aircraft-geek Chinese Spaniards; gestating ethicists; hazmat-dealing baseball-lovers; bicycle-crashing fantasy-novelists; Somali-Irish Utahian professors (now with Rescue!Cutie!Son); pornographic aspiring library assistants; Empress accountants; spaz-dancing Australian lit-critters; bungalow-refurbishing home-schooling supermoms; Jamaican ninjas; actuarial thereminists; black-leather-assassin digital archivists; horizontal grammarians; vertical vocabularians, possibly wearing clown pants; psychoactive tangoists; goth mathematicians; beatnik pop pimp elves; a couple of slightly disturbing superheroes; and plenty of cheese butts to go around.
Buffistas is good for what ails you.
Gus - Mar 29, 2003 3:00:10 am PST #3162 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Sean K:"Unnecessarily didactic." Unnesshesheshely didit.
Miracleman: I'd say "You've had enough, Sean" but I know that you can't say "Unnecessarily didactic" at the best of times.
Sean K: If I weren't drunk right now, I'd so come over there and enunciate the crap out of you...
Miracleman: Bring it, bitch. "Antidisestablishmentarianism".