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Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 23, 2003 3:37:58 am PST #3080 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Gus, Beckettising Voting Discussion:

ESTRAGON:
You gave me a fright.
VLADIMIR:
I thought it was three.
ESTRAGON:
Four?
VLADIMIR:
Godot. No. Monkey.
ESTRAGON:
Pah! The wind in the reeds. 'Twas six.
VLADIMIR:
I could have sworn I heard shouts.
ESTRAGON:
And why would three shout?
VLADIMIR:
At his horse.
Silence.
ESTRAGON:
(violently). I'm hungry!

Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 4:16:50 am PST #3081 of 10000

Nobody

Daniel C. Jensen in Natter:

News Item: Former VP Al Gore has joined the board of Apple Computer.

I didn't realize they were interested in robotics.

[editorial: If I didn't have quick lips, this would have literally been COMM. I'd just taken a sip.]

Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 6:02:28 am PST #3082 of 10000

Nobody

Context? Bah.

Steph L.: I don't mind public feedback, as long as the phrase "illiterate git" is used sparingly....

Nilly - Mar 23, 2003 9:23:35 am PST #3083 of 10000

Swouncing

Cindy on religion in Natter:

If there aren't cookies, it isn't a holiday, even if it pretends to be. The best a non-cookie "holiday" can hope to be is a day off.

Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2003 11:57:26 am PST #3084 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

[editorial: If I didn't have quick lips, this would have literally been COMM. I'd just taken a sip.]

t notes Cindy's file

Deena - Mar 23, 2003 12:44:46 pm PST #3085 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Madrigal Costello:

It's the Netherlands, like the Netherworld, but with more tulips.

Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2003 12:51:28 pm PST #3086 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cindy: If there aren't cookies, it isn't a holiday, even if it pretends to be. The best a non-cookie "holiday" can hope to be is a day off.

Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2003 2:53:51 pm PST #3087 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Gus: OK, Honesty call, ladies. Eight-minute date. The guy whips off his glasses and starts tying them in knots. What do you do with the remaining 450 seconds?

FayJay: Gus - is he tying them in knots with his tongue?

Burrell - Mar 23, 2003 3:28:26 pm PST #3088 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Cindy's bit about holiday cookies was so funny it got COMM'ed twice!

Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 4:12:17 pm PST #3089 of 10000

Nobody

Cookies gets 'em every single time, Burrell. Buffistas be Cookie Companions.

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