Daniel C. Jensen in Natter:
News Item: Former VP Al Gore has joined the board of Apple Computer.
I didn't realize they were interested in robotics.
[editorial: If I didn't have quick lips, this would have literally been COMM. I'd just taken a sip.]
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 4:16:50 am PST #3081 of 10000
Nobody
Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 6:02:28 am PST #3082 of 10000
Nobody
Context? Bah.
Steph L.: I don't mind public feedback, as long as the phrase "illiterate git" is used sparingly....
Nilly - Mar 23, 2003 9:23:35 am PST #3083 of 10000
Swouncing
Cindy on religion in Natter:
If there aren't cookies, it isn't a holiday, even if it pretends to be. The best a non-cookie "holiday" can hope to be is a day off.
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2003 11:57:26 am PST #3084 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
[editorial: If I didn't have quick lips, this would have literally been COMM. I'd just taken a sip.]
t notes Cindy's file
Deena - Mar 23, 2003 12:44:46 pm PST #3085 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Madrigal Costello:
It's the Netherlands, like the Netherworld, but with more tulips.
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2003 12:51:28 pm PST #3086 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cindy: If there aren't cookies, it isn't a holiday, even if it pretends to be. The best a non-cookie "holiday" can hope to be is a day off.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2003 2:53:51 pm PST #3087 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Gus: OK, Honesty call, ladies. Eight-minute date. The guy whips off his glasses and starts tying them in knots. What do you do with the remaining 450 seconds?
FayJay: Gus - is he tying them in knots with his tongue?
Burrell - Mar 23, 2003 3:28:26 pm PST #3088 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cindy's bit about holiday cookies was so funny it got COMM'ed twice!
Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 4:12:17 pm PST #3089 of 10000
Nobody
Cookies gets 'em every single time, Burrell. Buffistas be Cookie Companions.
Hil R. - Mar 23, 2003 4:38:13 pm PST #3090 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
John H., in Natter (with a few paragraphs edited out):
If we could borrow ten thousand Australian, or five thousand American, or, as Nou pointed out, 43,750,000 VND, we could, after confirmation with Thuy, build a house on some land the family owns in Saigon.*
* Even more detail? For about $5,000 we can build a house made of wood, the $10,000 is to build "a house made out of stones" according to the family. I was all "I've heard this story before. You definitely don't want the one made out of straw..."