You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Deena - Mar 23, 2003 12:44:46 pm PST #3085 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Madrigal Costello:

It's the Netherlands, like the Netherworld, but with more tulips.


Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2003 12:51:28 pm PST #3086 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cindy: If there aren't cookies, it isn't a holiday, even if it pretends to be. The best a non-cookie "holiday" can hope to be is a day off.


Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2003 2:53:51 pm PST #3087 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Gus: OK, Honesty call, ladies. Eight-minute date. The guy whips off his glasses and starts tying them in knots. What do you do with the remaining 450 seconds?

FayJay: Gus - is he tying them in knots with his tongue?


Burrell - Mar 23, 2003 3:28:26 pm PST #3088 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Cindy's bit about holiday cookies was so funny it got COMM'ed twice!


Cindy - Mar 23, 2003 4:12:17 pm PST #3089 of 10000
Nobody

Cookies gets 'em every single time, Burrell. Buffistas be Cookie Companions.


Hil R. - Mar 23, 2003 4:38:13 pm PST #3090 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

John H., in Natter (with a few paragraphs edited out):

If we could borrow ten thousand Australian, or five thousand American, or, as Nou pointed out, 43,750,000 VND, we could, after confirmation with Thuy, build a house on some land the family owns in Saigon.*

* Even more detail? For about $5,000 we can build a house made of wood, the $10,000 is to build "a house made out of stones" according to the family. I was all "I've heard this story before. You definitely don't want the one made out of straw..."


amych - Mar 23, 2003 8:12:02 pm PST #3091 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Daniel C. Jensen , on Oscar-night viewing choices:

Ok, so why would I want to watch the sequel to Dune?
If I wanted to see a story about politics and battles fought over a precious resource under the desert, children reviving the battles the parents fought and never finished, I would watch CNN.


Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2003 9:15:25 pm PST #3092 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

askye: I never really worried about nuclear fallout and the world ending that way, being a Southern Baptist kid I worried that the Second Coming, I was always afraid that Jesus would return before I had a chance to grow up and do anything good, like have sex. I never was a very good Southern Baptist.


amyth - Mar 23, 2003 10:23:23 pm PST #3093 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

ita, in Natter X:

I saw Halle's dress, and I don't feel inspired.

Did the terrorists win while I wasn't looking?


Ellen S. - Mar 23, 2003 11:32:26 pm PST #3094 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Sophia Brooks - Re the (TWoP) Ad:
I associate the word "always" with Reva and Josh on guiding Light, so now I am thinking of Buffy/Angel going through all their trials and tribulations (death, memory loss, becoming Amish, being cloned)

Anne W. - Let's hope they don't. We've seen DB in enough scary wigs that we don't need the horror of seeing him in full Amish regalia.

amych - We've seen DB in enough scary wigs that we don't need the horror of seeing him in full Amish regalia. Oh, but imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue when he had a really, really good barnraising t wink, nudge and lost his soul. We'd know he was evil because he'd turn up wearing buttons!