Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - Mar 19, 2003 9:02:42 pm PST #3035 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Heather, nonspoily in Angel:

It just now occurs to me that the promo writers may be the same as Bush's speech writers. Say something catchy and punchy with maybe a slight relation to what is actually going on.


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2003 9:31:04 pm PST #3036 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, in Natter:

The television told me that the US took over Iraqi radio.

I had a moment of "Pump Up the Volume" excitement, and hoped that they played some good tunes, but then it just turned out to be propaganda.


Cindy - Mar 20, 2003 4:20:53 am PST #3037 of 10000
Nobody

Sean K: Regardless, I have a strong suspicion that, now that you've planted that insidious seed in our heads, Monkey Pants will be the child's nickname, at least among Buffistas.

This is truer than a true thing. Just thought it bore repeating.


Cashmere - Mar 20, 2003 5:43:53 am PST #3038 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Heather Alayne & Plei from Bitches:

War Bad! Buffistas Foamy!

Heather Wise! Scotch Tasty!


erikaj - Mar 20, 2003 9:33:36 am PST #3039 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Trudy, mixing theology and TV, in Bitches:

Lent: How could you do that? You cheated on me!

Plei: We were ON A BREAK!!


Anne W. - Mar 20, 2003 9:38:31 am PST #3040 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Sean K. in Natter:

Is anybody watching this war thing? 'Cuz this show sucks ass. I mean, I know reality TV is all the rage, but this is really boring stuff.

I turn on a show called WAR, I expect to see some WAR, dammit. Instead I gotta look at Sean Hannity's fat head.


erinaceous - Mar 20, 2003 10:00:04 am PST #3041 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

amych in Natter:

See, this is more or less why I decided after 3 or so hours of news on the radio that it was time for the Clash. If I'm going to be barely suppressing my rage all day, there might as well at least be a beat.


erinaceous - Mar 20, 2003 10:00:47 am PST #3042 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

The msbelle and Jesse show, in Natter:

msbelle: I love thinly veiled insults. Except when directed at me.

Jesse: You would, wouldn't you?


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2003 11:54:53 am PST #3043 of 10000
brillig

Nutty, in Natter, on keeping exposure to current events to a minimum

If the Apocalypse comes, post about it in Natter in 14 point font.


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2003 11:54:55 am PST #3044 of 10000
brillig

Stupid double posts