We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Coffee On My Monitor  

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Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2003 11:54:55 am PST #3044 of 10000
brillig

Stupid double posts


meara - Mar 20, 2003 1:10:56 pm PST #3045 of 10000

Natter:

Betsy: (from a Knight-Ridder article) Minutes before the speech, an internal television monitor showed the president pumping his fist. "Feels good," he said.

Nutty: Oh my god, he is M. C. Hammer. Where are the clown pants? Where is he hiding them??

kat perez: If Dubya were really MC Hammer, he would have said "It's all good." "Feels good" technically makes him a long lost member of Tony!Toni!Tone!


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 1:31:29 pm PST #3046 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

In Natter (context free for fun):

Emily:

You know, if anyone's gonna make money off the fact that people make jokes about my weight and my blow-job technique? I get some of it. I don't think it's that much to ask.


Ellen S. - Mar 20, 2003 1:54:33 pm PST #3047 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Kat Perez:
meara loves me this I know
For the Natter tells me so
If she loves me when I die
I will snark and porn on high

Yes, meara loves me
Oh, yes. meara loves me
Yes, meara loves me
For the Natter tells me so.


sj - Mar 20, 2003 2:39:42 pm PST #3048 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

connie neil in Bitches:

Dammit, why can't people get it through their heads that I can support the troops and wish them well but still think that man in the White House who dares think I agree with him is an ignorant megalomaniac with dick-size issues?


Cindy - Mar 20, 2003 2:48:24 pm PST #3049 of 10000
Nobody

From Bitches...

Lyra Jane: Right now, polls say a theoretical Democrat would beat Bush by about 5 percentage points in '04.

Burrell: That's good to hear. Too bad we need to run an actual Democrat, instead of a theoretical one. ;-)


Vortex - Mar 20, 2003 4:28:12 pm PST #3050 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

See, this is more or less why I decided after 3 or so hours of news on the radio that it was time for the Clash. If I'm going to be barely suppressing my rage all day, there might as well at least be a beat.

May I tag?


Java cat - Mar 20, 2003 6:50:26 pm PST #3051 of 10000
Not javachik

Because it's true:

Liese S. in BBB:

Ooh. You're the best.

I have a very serious complaint about this board and it's architects. It has made the rest of the internet unsuitable. I grow impatient as the other bloated sites load. I scoff at their poor design and unintuitive navigation. I mock the lack of depth in their content.

It's a big problem. Your efficiency is making their normalcy unacceptable.

Thanks.


amych - Mar 20, 2003 11:52:49 pm PST #3052 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

May I tag?

Any time.


Noumenon - Mar 21, 2003 2:54:44 am PST #3053 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

The Bug in Natter.

Random musings from vw's day:

  • The harder you try to explain the use of the word “blinvisible” to your psychiatrist, the harder you dig yourself into a crazy hole.