Trudy, mixing theology and TV, in Bitches:
Lent: How could you do that? You cheated on me!
Plei: We were ON A BREAK!!
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Trudy, mixing theology and TV, in Bitches:
Lent: How could you do that? You cheated on me!
Plei: We were ON A BREAK!!
Sean K. in Natter:
Is anybody watching this war thing? 'Cuz this show sucks ass. I mean, I know reality TV is all the rage, but this is really boring stuff.
I turn on a show called WAR, I expect to see some WAR, dammit. Instead I gotta look at Sean Hannity's fat head.
amych in Natter:
See, this is more or less why I decided after 3 or so hours of news on the radio that it was time for the Clash. If I'm going to be barely suppressing my rage all day, there might as well at least be a beat.
The msbelle and Jesse show, in Natter:
msbelle: I love thinly veiled insults. Except when directed at me.
Jesse: You would, wouldn't you?
Nutty, in Natter, on keeping exposure to current events to a minimum
If the Apocalypse comes, post about it in Natter in 14 point font.
Stupid double posts
Natter:
Betsy: (from a Knight-Ridder article) Minutes before the speech, an internal television monitor showed the president pumping his fist. "Feels good," he said.
Nutty: Oh my god, he is M. C. Hammer. Where are the clown pants? Where is he hiding them??
kat perez: If Dubya were really MC Hammer, he would have said "It's all good." "Feels good" technically makes him a long lost member of Tony!Toni!Tone!
In Natter (context free for fun):
Emily:
You know, if anyone's gonna make money off the fact that people make jokes about my weight and my blow-job technique? I get some of it. I don't think it's that much to ask.
Kat Perez:
meara loves me this I know
For the Natter tells me so
If she loves me when I die
I will snark and porn on high
Yes, meara loves me
Oh, yes. meara loves me
Yes, meara loves me
For the Natter tells me so.
connie neil in Bitches:
Dammit, why can't people get it through their heads that I can support the troops and wish them well but still think that man in the White House who dares think I agree with him is an ignorant megalomaniac with dick-size issues?