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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Anne W. - Mar 20, 2003 9:38:31 am PST #3040 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Sean K. in Natter:

Is anybody watching this war thing? 'Cuz this show sucks ass. I mean, I know reality TV is all the rage, but this is really boring stuff.

I turn on a show called WAR, I expect to see some WAR, dammit. Instead I gotta look at Sean Hannity's fat head.

erinaceous - Mar 20, 2003 10:00:04 am PST #3041 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

amych in Natter:

See, this is more or less why I decided after 3 or so hours of news on the radio that it was time for the Clash. If I'm going to be barely suppressing my rage all day, there might as well at least be a beat.

erinaceous - Mar 20, 2003 10:00:47 am PST #3042 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

The msbelle and Jesse show, in Natter:

msbelle: I love thinly veiled insults. Except when directed at me.

Jesse: You would, wouldn't you?

Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2003 11:54:53 am PST #3043 of 10000
brillig

Nutty, in Natter, on keeping exposure to current events to a minimum

If the Apocalypse comes, post about it in Natter in 14 point font.

Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2003 11:54:55 am PST #3044 of 10000
brillig

Stupid double posts

meara - Mar 20, 2003 1:10:56 pm PST #3045 of 10000

Natter:

Betsy: (from a Knight-Ridder article) Minutes before the speech, an internal television monitor showed the president pumping his fist. "Feels good," he said.

Nutty: Oh my god, he is M. C. Hammer. Where are the clown pants? Where is he hiding them??

kat perez: If Dubya were really MC Hammer, he would have said "It's all good." "Feels good" technically makes him a long lost member of Tony!Toni!Tone!

Deena - Mar 20, 2003 1:31:29 pm PST #3046 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

In Natter (context free for fun):

Emily:

You know, if anyone's gonna make money off the fact that people make jokes about my weight and my blow-job technique? I get some of it. I don't think it's that much to ask.

Ellen S. - Mar 20, 2003 1:54:33 pm PST #3047 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Kat Perez:
meara loves me this I know
For the Natter tells me so
If she loves me when I die
I will snark and porn on high

Yes, meara loves me
Oh, yes. meara loves me
Yes, meara loves me
For the Natter tells me so.

sj - Mar 20, 2003 2:39:42 pm PST #3048 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

connie neil in Bitches:

Dammit, why can't people get it through their heads that I can support the troops and wish them well but still think that man in the White House who dares think I agree with him is an ignorant megalomaniac with dick-size issues?

Cindy - Mar 20, 2003 2:48:24 pm PST #3049 of 10000
Nobody

From Bitches...

Lyra Jane: Right now, polls say a theoretical Democrat would beat Bush by about 5 percentage points in '04.

Burrell: That's good to hear. Too bad we need to run an actual Democrat, instead of a theoretical one. ;-)

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