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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Java cat - Mar 19, 2003 6:28:11 pm PST #3033 of 10000

Not javachik

Burrell: And thanks, Megan! Yep, we's having a baby.

Is there going to be a "name the baby" poll?

Uh, no. Because Monkey Pants is three kinds of wrong for an actual baby.

Sean K: You're no fun, Burrell. Monkey Pants would be a *great* name for a baby. ;)

Jesse: Monkey Pants is more of a middle name, I think, no?

ita: Oh, I smell a vote coming on!

erikaj: Definitely.

Burrell: You guys are as bad as my husband.

Amych: Wilhelmina Monkey Pants Burrell. It has a certain ring to it.

Sean K: Regardless, I have a strong suspicion that, now that you've planted that insidious seed in our heads, Monkey Pants will be the child's nickname, at least among Buffistas.

Amych: I've got it! The Voting Thread: What should we name Baby Burrell?

Jesse: Ahazueras Monkey Pants Burrell! Maimonides Monkey Pants Burrell! The possibilities are really endless... (And yes, this kind of conversation with my father is what led my mother to make sure they picked just one unisex name.)

Ellen S: Guinness Tobasco if it's a boy. Juniorella Michelob if it's a girl. I have spoken.

Sean K: Burrell will never speak to any of us again

Megan: I was thinking more like Balthazar Polgara Monkey Pants Giles. Might be too uppitty though.

Polgara: Nothing wrong with uppity. Great names = great destiny. :-D

ita: Monkey Bon Bon Pants Burrell?

Megan E: Too many Ricky Martin connotations.

Scrappy: If a girl, Buffistette Monkey Pants Burrell. If a boy, Buffisto.

Bitterchick: Back away from the Wilhelmenia.

Burrell: *looks heavenward* Sigh.

Betsy HP: Buffistina.

Jesse: Buffistina could just go by Tina, like the Albertina I went to high school with, so that's not so bad, right?

Sean K: Alouicious Monkey Pants Burrell. IJS.

Ellen: Buffisto I love this too much to wait 6 months for it. Someone needs to spawn now.

Erinaceous: Oh, {{{Burrell}}} It just gets worse. DH and I told everyone that we were naming Little Bird "Anakin Hippopotamus MyLastName HisLastName" if it was a boy and "Amidala Daffodil MyLastName HisLastName" if it was a girl. The actual potential names we kept deep dark secrets. It was especially funny for folks who weren't Star Wars fans and didn't get the names. My mom was a little disappointed as she thought "Amidala Daffodil" was pretty.

thessaly: Rufus Xavier Sasparilla?

Megan e: I just realized that this conversation totally justifies why I will never be reproducing.

Wolfram: Buffolomew Burrell. There's a boy who's gonna have friends. At least you all are talking names. My wife keeps trying to have the names conversation with me, but I'm so wait-until-the-last-minute guy.

ita: Dude. Lindsey. What other choice do you have?

kat perez: I'll stay away from baby naming cuz the only one worth anything is Pinky Tuscadero and that one's mine, all mine.

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2003 8:17:24 pm PST #3034 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Caroma in Angel and only spoilish to a COMPLETE lunatic: A basin of water and a cloth? What is this, Little House in the Prairie?

Jessica - Mar 19, 2003 9:02:42 pm PST #3035 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Heather, nonspoily in Angel:

It just now occurs to me that the promo writers may be the same as Bush's speech writers. Say something catchy and punchy with maybe a slight relation to what is actually going on.

Steph L. - Mar 19, 2003 9:31:04 pm PST #3036 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, in Natter:

The television told me that the US took over Iraqi radio.

I had a moment of "Pump Up the Volume" excitement, and hoped that they played some good tunes, but then it just turned out to be propaganda.

Cindy - Mar 20, 2003 4:20:53 am PST #3037 of 10000

Nobody

Sean K: Regardless, I have a strong suspicion that, now that you've planted that insidious seed in our heads, Monkey Pants will be the child's nickname, at least among Buffistas.

This is truer than a true thing. Just thought it bore repeating.

Cashmere - Mar 20, 2003 5:43:53 am PST #3038 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Heather Alayne & Plei from Bitches:

War Bad! Buffistas Foamy!

Heather Wise! Scotch Tasty!

erikaj - Mar 20, 2003 9:33:36 am PST #3039 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Trudy, mixing theology and TV, in Bitches:

Lent: How could you do that? You cheated on me!

Plei: We were ON A BREAK!!

Anne W. - Mar 20, 2003 9:38:31 am PST #3040 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Sean K. in Natter:

Is anybody watching this war thing? 'Cuz this show sucks ass. I mean, I know reality TV is all the rage, but this is really boring stuff.

I turn on a show called WAR, I expect to see some WAR, dammit. Instead I gotta look at Sean Hannity's fat head.

erinaceous - Mar 20, 2003 10:00:04 am PST #3041 of 10000

A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

amych in Natter:

See, this is more or less why I decided after 3 or so hours of news on the radio that it was time for the Clash. If I'm going to be barely suppressing my rage all day, there might as well at least be a beat.

erinaceous - Mar 20, 2003 10:00:47 am PST #3042 of 10000

A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

The msbelle and Jesse show, in Natter:

msbelle: I love thinly veiled insults. Except when directed at me.

Jesse: You would, wouldn't you?

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