Natter 9:
Sean K: I hear coyotes all the time in the hills nearby. I actually saw one coming down from Yamashiro after sushi one night. Ran across the road in front of it.
Aimee: Coyotes eat sushi?
Trudy Booth: They just call it "fish."
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Java cat - Mar 12, 2003 4:40:46 pm PST #2932 of 10000
Not javachik
Ellen S. - Mar 12, 2003 5:07:02 pm PST #2933 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
David S.: I've found writers particularly susceptible to weasel sex and ass-praise. They are as Fimo in my hands.
(no context and I have no idea what Fimo is. just very funny)
Jessica - Mar 12, 2003 5:08:00 pm PST #2934 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(Fimo is a kind of molding clay. Like Sculpey, but waxier.)
Steph L. - Mar 12, 2003 5:24:17 pm PST #2935 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter:
John H: How the hell did oral sex come to be known as "French"?
amych: I never knew it was supposed to be French. In the distressing cases where it isn't spontaneously offered up, I tend to refer to it as "you, boy, get down there".
Liese S. - Mar 12, 2003 5:53:46 pm PST #2936 of 10000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Jon B. in Bureaucracy.
That anonymous system you described boggles me. I am boggled. Shake me up and look for words.
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 12, 2003 6:28:56 pm PST #2937 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Le Steph:
My favorite French idiom is "mon petit ami" for "boyfriend." Because it's literally "my little friend." So that's the phrase -- the English one -- we used for the rest of college.
amych:
Yep. And that's always sounded to me like it really ought to be a euphemism for "clitoris", not "boyfriend".
Jess:
Maybe it's supposed to remind him.
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2003 6:59:17 pm PST #2938 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: [Apologies to Monty Python, et al. All typos and mistakes are my own. Sod off.]
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2003 9:11:21 pm PST #2939 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
John H: I have, on occasion, heard the term "Spanish" used to mean, uh, let's say boobular stimulation of the male organ..?
I honestly don't think the Spanish do this any more or less than any other nation, or invented it, I just think they were the next country on the list.
The next time I'm walking through the red-light district, I think I'll quiz someone with industry knowledge. Or just say "how much for Armenian?" and see what happens.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 13, 2003 3:34:29 am PST #2940 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Warning: Context-free zone. Proceed with care.
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P.M.M:
Chaos Ho for Status Quo.
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Aimée:
A little bit of Bitches in my life,
a little bit of erika by my side,
a little bit of Plei is what I need,
a little bit of Jilli's what I see
A little bit of Valerie in the sun
a little bit of Trudy all night long,
a little bit of Jessica here I am,
a little bit of Spike makes him our man!
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Hec:
Emmett told me the most elaborate, funny, bizarro horror story tonight. "And then the ash monster had lightning that came out of his eyes and lava balls shooting through his fingertips, and he roared like a wolf in pain at the spirit ghost of Dr. Frankenstein...."
Emmett: "And *then* they picked up the Golden Spear...
Me: "Where did they get that?"
Emmett: "The golden spear room."
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And again, Hec:
Incidentally, Emmett is playing in the tub with the devil ducks he received from Jilli and Juliana respectively. They are now married and have been crowned King and Queen Devil Duck.
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billytea:
Now I'm imagining this little tadpole saying "The goggles - they do nothing!"
Cindy - Mar 13, 2003 5:11:57 am PST #2941 of 10000
Nobody
Emmett told me the most elaborate, funny, bizarro horror story tonight. "And then the ash monster had lightning that came out of his eyes and lava balls shooting through his fingertips, and he roared like a wolf in pain at the spirit ghost of Dr. Frankenstein...."
Emmett: "And *then* they picked up the Golden Spear...
Me: "Where did they get that?"
Emmett: "The golden spear room."
Oh. My. Ben=Emmett and Emmett=Ben.