Tag away Laura.
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Tara ,'Get It Done'
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Tag away Laura.
t /natter
Cindy, in Spoilers and therefore VERY SPOILERY:
You are VERY EVIL.
signed, unspoiled, but in love with Cindy's wit! copying to hard drive and saving 'til season's over
Aimée: So, the penalty for killing one's husband simply because he's THERE is what? A day and a fine?
Rebecca, it will be safe by the end of the month.
Thank you.
From Atlantic Canadian Madness (My post was the set up, not the funny):
Megan E.:
Hey, you know those yummy Haggen Daaz ice cream-sicles? Wanna know why they are yummy? 27g of Fat per bar. (and almost 400 calories)
Sue
Megan, didn't you know that Haagen Dazs was Belgian for "Bring on the Stretchy Pants?"
In Natter:
Sarameg:
Even if they wanted to star a war, they couldn't cause a Quaker war plan would never make it out of subcomittee session until it was so acronymed as to be indecipherable!
PaulJ:
So you're saying that quakers are like Buffistas?
Betsy HP:
Very much, actually. Although not so much with the porn. At least publicly.
Nutty:
Paul, Quakers are totally like Buffistas. Except we're a lot more scatological. And don't run schools.
But maybe we should! We too could be a force for good and smartness around the world!
Jesse:
Does being scatological cancel out being eschatological? Because you know, we're both.
Allyson: Perhaps God should stay out of politics. He blows up a lot of shit.
Liese S. in Bureaucracy:
I feel mischaracterized. I'm a monkey pants lover, not a lover of the monkey himself.
Non-spoily from Spoilers:
thessaly: Or maybe it's something with that whole "finding a five-leaf clover during a solar eclipse after buying a new copy of the Principia Discordia" incident. I'm still bitter I didn't get superpowers for that.
Ple: You probably just haven't discovered what they are yet.
thessaly: I don't think summoning my inner Iron Chef to create something edible the day before grocery shopping counts. I want blue neon eyeball lasers, dammit! And FISTS OF DOOM!!! With a big "SMITE" in the balloon when I bonk someone.
I can crochet a hat-shaped hat after some trial and error (and a very floppy proto-hat), but it's not really the same. Crochet never smites anyone. What fun is that?