Cindy, in Spoilers and therefore VERY SPOILERY:
You are VERY EVIL.
signed, unspoiled, but in love with Cindy's wit! copying to hard drive and saving 'til season's over
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 10, 2003 9:19:13 pm PST #2882 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Trudy Booth - Mar 10, 2003 9:34:22 pm PST #2883 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aimée: So, the penalty for killing one's husband simply because he's THERE is what? A day and a fine?
Lyra Jane - Mar 11, 2003 7:01:08 am PST #2884 of 10000
Up with the sun
Rebecca, it will be safe by the end of the month.
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 11, 2003 7:05:15 am PST #2885 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Thank you.
Megan E. - Mar 11, 2003 7:41:21 am PST #2886 of 10000
From Atlantic Canadian Madness (My post was the set up, not the funny):
Megan E.:
Hey, you know those yummy Haggen Daaz ice cream-sicles? Wanna know why they are yummy? 27g of Fat per bar. (and almost 400 calories)
Sue
Megan, didn't you know that Haagen Dazs was Belgian for "Bring on the Stretchy Pants?"
Deena - Mar 11, 2003 10:40:59 am PST #2887 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
In Natter:
Sarameg:
Even if they wanted to star a war, they couldn't cause a Quaker war plan would never make it out of subcomittee session until it was so acronymed as to be indecipherable!
PaulJ:
So you're saying that quakers are like Buffistas?
Betsy HP:
Very much, actually. Although not so much with the porn. At least publicly.
Nutty:
Paul, Quakers are totally like Buffistas. Except we're a lot more scatological. And don't run schools.
But maybe we should! We too could be a force for good and smartness around the world!
Jesse:
Does being scatological cancel out being eschatological? Because you know, we're both.
Madrigal Costello - Mar 11, 2003 11:18:35 am PST #2888 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Allyson: Perhaps God should stay out of politics. He blows up a lot of shit.
Katie M - Mar 11, 2003 11:28:05 am PST #2889 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Liese S. in Bureaucracy:
I feel mischaracterized. I'm a monkey pants lover, not a lover of the monkey himself.
DavidS - Mar 11, 2003 12:32:34 pm PST #2890 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Non-spoily from Spoilers:
thessaly: Or maybe it's something with that whole "finding a five-leaf clover during a solar eclipse after buying a new copy of the Principia Discordia" incident. I'm still bitter I didn't get superpowers for that.
Ple: You probably just haven't discovered what they are yet.
thessaly: I don't think summoning my inner Iron Chef to create something edible the day before grocery shopping counts. I want blue neon eyeball lasers, dammit! And FISTS OF DOOM!!! With a big "SMITE" in the balloon when I bonk someone.
I can crochet a hat-shaped hat after some trial and error (and a very floppy proto-hat), but it's not really the same. Crochet never smites anyone. What fun is that?
Dana - Mar 11, 2003 12:35:26 pm PST #2891 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Jess PMoon in Natter, on renaming "French fries" as "Freedom fries":
Doesn't substituting "Freedom" for "French" kind of undermine the point? I mean, everyone still thinks of them as French fries, only now they're being forced to associate "French" with "freedom" in order to remember what to order for lunch. If it's meant as a rebuke, they should have called them "Betrayal fries."