It's not a COMM thing, but after this:

or just bowls you over as he flees from a crime scene, remember to say, thanks Wolfram. Thanks a lot.

I had to leave a quote from the radio: A real friend is one, who when you call and say "I had to kill him," she says "I've got a shovel".

Kat Perez, in Natter:

And in my last post I was a slut and I didn't even realize it, which is actually a pretty accurate description of my college years.

Proposed Bureaucracy Thread Titles:

BHP:

Bureaucracy II: No Exit

Wolfram:

Bureaucracy 2: It's the New Natter

Anathema:

Bureaucracy 2: Like Kafka, Only Not As Funny

Sean K:

Bureaucracy 2: Dada as government.

I know some of these were posted already, but in the interests of completeness - the proposed B2 thread names:

Plei: Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer?; Bureaucracy 2: We Mock You With Our Monkey Plans.

Sue: Bureaucracy 2: Kafka's Nightmare

Gar: Bureaucracy 2: Kafka had it easy

Kristin: Bureaucracy 2: Kafka's Glad He's Dead

Cindy: We killed Kafka - and We'd Do It Again!

Hec: Bureaucracy 2: Other People Are Hell. Come talk to them about deciding how to decide.; Bureaucracy 2: Sartre! Monkey! Sartre! Monkey!!!!

Jengod: Bureaucracy 2: Like Kafka, Most of the Time, But With the Occasional Desperate Joke Every 250 Posts or So

ita: Bureaucracy 2: Will you all please shut up and agree with me?

Billytea: Bureaucracy 2: I Vote We Rename All The Threads 'Eric'.

Anathema: Bureaucracy 2: Come Vote The Way I Do; Bureaucracy 2: Let's All Run In Place; Bureaucracy 2: We Couldn't Agree On A Tagline; Bureaucracy II: Like Kafka, Only Not As Funny

BHP: Bureaucracy II: No Exit

Trudy Booth: Bureaucracy II: Screw Kafka, we're talkin' Beckett.

Kevin K: Bureaucracy 2: A Merry-Go-Round with Knives

Someone else: Bureaucracy 2: When Monkeys Attack; Bureaucracy 2: Striking While The Irony Is Hot; Bureaucracy 2: It's The New Natter.

Paul J: Bureaucracy 2: the REAL politics thread.

Sean K: Bureaucracy 2: Dada as government

John H is Buffistechnology:

Spam is the dietary fibre of the internet

From Natter:

Allyson: I wish I had a sidekick.

sj: I volunteer.

Allyson: Would I have to rescue you everyday as you get yourself into trouble for foolishly trying to show some independence?

Because I don't know if I will always have the energy for that. Sometimes, my evil arch nemesis may hold you captive for days, feeding you raw beef hearts, and laughing maniacally, while I zone out in front of the Discovery Channel and eat a tub of pudding.

From the MonkeysMovies thread:

Angus G.:

Thelma and Louise could have been thrown out of the car and plucked out of the air by giant eagles and flown to safety.

Noumenon:

Giant eagles? Puh-lease. What kind of an ass-pull would that be?

billytea:

It was the Grand Canyon, right? They do have California condors in the vicinity. (Who, of course, would have heard the frightful commotion with the helicopters and the megaphone and all that, and would've... flown in to investigate! Yeah, that's it! They wouldn't have been scared off at all.)

I want to make it clear I was taking a cheap shot at Tolkien there to make Angus happy. And also put forth the idea of giant vultures. Giant vultures aren't scared of any damn thing. Too bad Sauron didn't have any to get him out of every tight corner.

I want to make it clear I was taking a cheap shot at Tolkien there to make Angus happy.

And I didn't even pick up the reference! D'oh! Thanks though Nou, cheap shots at Tolkien are always welcome even if they sail over my head.

In Firefly:

MechaKrelboyne:

I'm gonna have to start arranging for people to commit my enemies to Mental Institutions, so I can rescue them. It'll mess them up, if nothing else.

Elena:

See now, if you ever rescue me I'll never know if it's because of the barbeques or the mind-fuck. I'm all suspicious now.