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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Mar 04, 2003 8:24:18 pm PST #2792 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From the ~~Monkeys~~Movies thread:

Angus G.:

Thelma and Louise could have been thrown out of the car and plucked out of the air by giant eagles and flown to safety.

Noumenon:

Giant eagles? Puh-lease. What kind of an ass-pull would that be?

billytea:

It was the Grand Canyon, right? They do have California condors in the vicinity. (Who, of course, would have heard the frightful commotion with the helicopters and the megaphone and all that, and would've... flown in to investigate! Yeah, that's it! They wouldn't have been scared off at all.)

Noumenon - Mar 04, 2003 10:56:37 pm PST #2793 of 10000

No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

I want to make it clear I was taking a cheap shot at Tolkien there to make Angus happy. And also put forth the idea of giant vultures. Giant vultures aren't scared of any damn thing. Too bad Sauron didn't have any to get him out of every tight corner.

Angus G - Mar 04, 2003 11:06:48 pm PST #2794 of 10000

Roguish Laird

I want to make it clear I was taking a cheap shot at Tolkien there to make Angus happy.

And I didn't even pick up the reference! D'oh! Thanks though Nou, cheap shots at Tolkien are always welcome even if they sail over my head.

Theodosia - Mar 05, 2003 5:53:16 am PST #2795 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In Firefly:

MechaKrelboyne:

I'm gonna have to start arranging for people to commit my enemies to Mental Institutions, so I can rescue them. It'll mess them up, if nothing else.

Elena:

See now, if you ever rescue me I'll never know if it's because of the barbeques or the mind-fuck. I'm all suspicious now.

Fay - Mar 05, 2003 6:08:23 am PST #2796 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

ita in Bitches:

I've had martial arts like other women have had relationships. Before I hit puberty, I looked wistfully at judo and wondered what all these feelings meant. I popped my cherry on Tae Kwon Do, and still remember it with a smile, although that part of my life is gone. Capoeira stole me from TKD, and I didn't look back. It was love. It still is love, really, a big and overwhelming feeling that scares me so much that I've backed away until I feel ready. In the meanwhile, I've had a couple of really bad hookups with arts whose names I don't even remember, some good "with benefits" time with Muay Thai, and I'm right now in the middle of a tumultuous and heady relationship with krav maga -- but it's kinda open, and I don't feel guilty about my kickboxing assignations, or my wistful looks at the capoeira roda.

Men are confusing in comparison

Elena - Mar 05, 2003 6:10:44 am PST #2797 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

From Atlantic Canadians, because context is for the weak.

Sue:

The mall has been full of insane curlers all week. I am very afraid!

DavidS - Mar 05, 2003 8:16:24 am PST #2798 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Moonlit, in Bureaucracy.

Sorry for being so wordy but remember that even Greek (birthplace of democracy) politics no longer works as smoothly and democratically as it did when only male citizens were allowed to participate and political assassinations or incarcerations were popular ways of clarifying the discussion.

juliana - Mar 05, 2003 9:04:01 am PST #2799 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Am, in Bitchy Fic:

GVSP may have saved my life, but GJSP may yet kill me.

DXMachina - Mar 05, 2003 9:11:24 am PST #2800 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

GJSP

I'm almost afraid to ask...

Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 05, 2003 9:44:06 am PST #2801 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Bitches on fairy dust:

Betsy: Made from real fairies. And let me tell you, pulverizing them ain't easy.

DX: Wrap them tightly in a plastic bag first. Keeps them from squirming so much.

Knut: the Thread-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Jess PMoon: You mean there really is a Riley's Bitch thread???

J for Jedi. thinks Yes, "afraid" is a good reaction.

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