Gleebo in Firefly 2:
Thats true, everything is money, money, money. Im sick of it. Excuse me while i light all my money on fire in a display of how sick I am of it.
Dammit, pennies dont burn all that well.
Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.
Willow ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Noumenon - Feb 28, 2003 11:58:24 am PST #2721 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Java cat - Feb 28, 2003 12:53:21 pm PST #2722 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 9:
Sophia: I am trying to get a Hello Kitty address right now and it won't let me! This is what it says: Consistent with our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy, you are not permitted to register with Sanriotown.com at this time.
I feel like I am doing something horribly wrong! I can't figure it out.
Theodosia: Face up to it, Sophia. You're just not good enough for Hello Kitty. Maybe you should start with mylittlepony.com and work your way up.
Sophia: Well, I feel very unworthy! Cashmere got one!
I gave them all my real info, too. Then I tried lying and saying I was younger, because I thought maybe I was too old. But they had "retiree" as an occupation choice!
Katie M - Feb 28, 2003 2:35:02 pm PST #2723 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
amyth in PPO:
Though really, nothing is more healing than a prehensile secondary sex penis.
Elena's Husband - Feb 28, 2003 6:25:53 pm PST #2724 of 10000
I want miniature cheeseburgers!
Heh.
Knut in Sang Sacre:
Penny takes the box and stares at it. "You brought me a box of penis-shaped popsicles?"
"In an assortment of flavors. Hey, you got any nachos?"
Java cat - Feb 28, 2003 6:49:54 pm PST #2725 of 10000
Not javachik
Kat: What I would like is to contract my reading out of Natter to someone so I could get a Reader's Digest abridged, something like "PMM is sick and there was an extensive discussion on snot."
P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2003 7:10:04 pm PST #2726 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Burrell in Buffy
I think that, by definition, taking the First Evil's advice puts you on the road to evil. Otherwise he'd be called something else, like the First Helpful Suggestion.
jengod - Feb 28, 2003 7:44:38 pm PST #2727 of 10000
Ms. Stemple, on why she changed her name: Bad things at work. People might find me. Sshhhhh...
Davids: Yeah, well, they'd have to come through me first.
Excuse me? Yoo-hoo! Evil cow-orkers? Over here, please. Oh, and don't fall into that covered pit--oops. Try not to land on the poisoned stakes--yeesh, that looked painful. Keep the screams down, you wouldn't want to attract any buzzards.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2003 7:57:54 pm PST #2728 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Davids
I think that's Knut, aka David Schwartz. Don't want to steal his thunder even though he is constantly pilfering out of my brain.
David J. Schwartz - Feb 28, 2003 8:01:16 pm PST #2729 of 10000
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.
Don't want to steal his thunder even though he is constantly pilfering out of my brain.
I don't know what you're talking ab--whoa, look at that haircut over there!
t rifles through the contents of Hec's brain, takes a few choice quips and runs away
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 28, 2003 8:17:32 pm PST #2730 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Little sister: (reads off screen) "P. M. Mar-con-tell is bad news. That's F. Wolverine."
Me: "Do you know what F-Wolverine actually is?"
Her: "No. Do you?"
Me: "Well, no."
Later, reading this thread: "I see a bad word. Lauren ... I see three bad words."
Reading what I'd typed: "Lauren! They know your name is Lauren! They know your name is Lauren!"
"Well, of course."
"They do? What's P. M. Mar-con-tell's name?"
I tell her.
"Right."