We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2003 7:57:54 pm PST #2728 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Davids

I think that's Knut, aka David Schwartz. Don't want to steal his thunder even though he is constantly pilfering out of my brain.


David J. Schwartz - Feb 28, 2003 8:01:16 pm PST #2729 of 10000
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.

Don't want to steal his thunder even though he is constantly pilfering out of my brain.

I don't know what you're talking ab--whoa, look at that haircut over there!

t rifles through the contents of Hec's brain, takes a few choice quips and runs away


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 28, 2003 8:17:32 pm PST #2730 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Little sister: (reads off screen) "P. M. Mar-con-tell is bad news. That's F. Wolverine."

Me: "Do you know what F-Wolverine actually is?"

Her: "No. Do you?"

Me: "Well, no."

Later, reading this thread: "I see a bad word. Lauren ... I see three bad words."

Reading what I'd typed: "Lauren! They know your name is Lauren! They know your name is Lauren!"

"Well, of course."

"They do? What's P. M. Mar-con-tell's name?"

I tell her.

"Right."


P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2003 9:26:22 pm PST #2731 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(This is why I carry copies of my birth certificate with me at all times.)

(Honest.)


Elena - Feb 28, 2003 10:51:38 pm PST #2732 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

In Bitches,

Calli- I'm not really into gambling. (Unless you count getting a student loan in the hopes that a Masters in English would make me more employable than a BA therein. Lost several thou on that one.)


Jon B. - Feb 28, 2003 11:10:06 pm PST #2733 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

would make me more employable than a BA therein

Am I the only one who read this as a BA in theremin? Right. Just me then. Carry on.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2003 11:10:16 pm PST #2734 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"They do? What's P. M. Mar-con-tell's name?"

Did you show your sister the sub-directory dedicated to Ple pictures?


John H - Mar 01, 2003 2:14:32 am PST #2735 of 10000

theremin

Jon, I've been meaning to tell you, some Japanese dude did some gigs in Sydney recently and played a theremin on stage. He's called "Cornelius" and is known, apparently, as "the Japanese Beck".


Anne W. - Mar 01, 2003 4:12:52 am PST #2736 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

From Natter:

askye: Because I don't frequent the really cool used bookstore often enough I missed out on a rally/protest at the Capital that wasn't about thewar or the Federal government but rather about Govenor JEB!'s attempt's to dismantle the state library. I haven't been to the state library in a while but it's great. If you live here & are over 18 you can get a card (here as in the state). The Library is an archive of books and records that relate to the history of the state, geography, genelogy, tons of stuff. And JEB! for whatever reason, wants to dismantle it. I need to find out more about this, I haven't had a chance yet.

billytea: If this were an episode of Buffy, it would be because there's an ancient document therein which contains the only means of defeating his demonic power. Possibly his tax returns.

Heather: And we're counting this out because why?

billytea: Only because it assumes he submitted a tax return, really.


Cindy - Mar 01, 2003 6:28:29 am PST #2737 of 10000
Nobody

Elena in Buffy 3 - spoiler for Un-Americans

Oh, dear. I've just earwormed myself with the CiT's song from Meatballs.

We are the SiT's so pity us
Dawn's a brat, the food is hid-e-ous
We like to smoke and joke and fool around
(Kennedy, sotto voice) I'm Wil-low bound
We are the Chosen SiTs