Kat: What I would like is to contract my reading out of Natter to someone so I could get a Reader's Digest abridged, something like "PMM is sick and there was an extensive discussion on snot."
I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Java cat - Feb 28, 2003 6:49:54 pm PST #2725 of 10000
Not javachik
P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2003 7:10:04 pm PST #2726 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Burrell in Buffy
I think that, by definition, taking the First Evil's advice puts you on the road to evil. Otherwise he'd be called something else, like the First Helpful Suggestion.
jengod - Feb 28, 2003 7:44:38 pm PST #2727 of 10000
Ms. Stemple, on why she changed her name: Bad things at work. People might find me. Sshhhhh...
Davids: Yeah, well, they'd have to come through me first.
Excuse me? Yoo-hoo! Evil cow-orkers? Over here, please. Oh, and don't fall into that covered pit--oops. Try not to land on the poisoned stakes--yeesh, that looked painful. Keep the screams down, you wouldn't want to attract any buzzards.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2003 7:57:54 pm PST #2728 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Davids
I think that's Knut, aka David Schwartz. Don't want to steal his thunder even though he is constantly pilfering out of my brain.
David J. Schwartz - Feb 28, 2003 8:01:16 pm PST #2729 of 10000
New, fully poseable Author!Knut.
Don't want to steal his thunder even though he is constantly pilfering out of my brain.
I don't know what you're talking ab--whoa, look at that haircut over there!
t rifles through the contents of Hec's brain, takes a few choice quips and runs away
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 28, 2003 8:17:32 pm PST #2730 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Little sister: (reads off screen) "P. M. Mar-con-tell is bad news. That's F. Wolverine."
Me: "Do you know what F-Wolverine actually is?"
Her: "No. Do you?"
Me: "Well, no."
Later, reading this thread: "I see a bad word. Lauren ... I see three bad words."
Reading what I'd typed: "Lauren! They know your name is Lauren! They know your name is Lauren!"
"Well, of course."
"They do? What's P. M. Mar-con-tell's name?"
I tell her.
"Right."
P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2003 9:26:22 pm PST #2731 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
(This is why I carry copies of my birth certificate with me at all times.)
(Honest.)
Elena - Feb 28, 2003 10:51:38 pm PST #2732 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Bitches,
Calli- I'm not really into gambling. (Unless you count getting a student loan in the hopes that a Masters in English would make me more employable than a BA therein. Lost several thou on that one.)
Jon B. - Feb 28, 2003 11:10:06 pm PST #2733 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
would make me more employable than a BA therein
Am I the only one who read this as a BA in theremin? Right. Just me then. Carry on.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2003 11:10:16 pm PST #2734 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"They do? What's P. M. Mar-con-tell's name?"
Did you show your sister the sub-directory dedicated to Ple pictures?