Wash ,'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Spoilery of the most spoilery kind for S7 Buffy from Spoilers, so don't read it unless you are a complete spoiler ho. Do come back and read it after the season is over because I haven't laughed so loud in years.
Le Nubian : According to TV Tome, Sisqo is cast to play Caleb in several eps of 'Buffy.'" Will I be able to cease screaming?
DavidS: He's going to put out Xander's eye with a thong.
It's amazing how well Hec has rendered my voice. It's like Plei's Wesley. Or Herself's Spike.
t /Natter
Erica in Bitches:
I'm frequently stunned by what some people tell (relative) strangers, she said, ironically to a group of people she'd never met.
Now I'm trying to figure out which of those scenarios is supposed to be preferable.
As a fellow mother and woman of a certain age - go rump props, choose rump props.
Gleebo in Firefly 2:
Thats true, everything is money, money, money. Im sick of it. Excuse me while i light all my money on fire in a display of how sick I am of it.
Dammit, pennies dont burn all that well.
Natter 9:
Sophia: I am trying to get a Hello Kitty address right now and it won't let me! This is what it says: Consistent with our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy, you are not permitted to register with Sanriotown.com at this time.
I feel like I am doing something horribly wrong! I can't figure it out.
Theodosia: Face up to it, Sophia. You're just not good enough for Hello Kitty. Maybe you should start with mylittlepony.com and work your way up.
Sophia: Well, I feel very unworthy! Cashmere got one!
I gave them all my real info, too. Then I tried lying and saying I was younger, because I thought maybe I was too old. But they had "retiree" as an occupation choice!
amyth in PPO:
Though really, nothing is more healing than a prehensile secondary sex penis.
Heh.
Knut in Sang Sacre:
Penny takes the box and stares at it. "You brought me a box of penis-shaped popsicles?"
"In an assortment of flavors. Hey, you got any nachos?"
Kat: What I would like is to contract my reading out of Natter to someone so I could get a Reader's Digest abridged, something like "PMM is sick and there was an extensive discussion on snot."
Burrell in Buffy
I think that, by definition, taking the First Evil's advice puts you on the road to evil. Otherwise he'd be called something else, like the First Helpful Suggestion.