'War Stories'
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That's what made it funnier! It was a metatextual COMM! It was self-conscious and technically formally ironic!
... This is always what gets me in trouble in class.
Anyway, I'm just wanting to say that I really love
A McHottie in every pot!
I love it almost more than I love my current tagline.
If you really loved me, you'd call me a FUCKO...
Teppy in Bitches.
Natter 8:
DX: My insecurity closet is a walk-in.
Sean K.: And I can always make the "Grr, Arrgh" sound myself (I do so frequently, for no reason at all).
ChiKat: I do this sometimes when I finish a task. Like when I'm done cleaning the toilet, I flush and dramatically wave around the brush while singing the OMWF "Grr, Arrgh."
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Note to self: must call best friend on sappy singles-oppressive holiday so background sound of children shrieking and breaking things can result in warm fuzziness.
jengod:
What is wrong with me that I get buttery in my nether-regions over homicidal vampire maniacs who call their victims "kitten"?!
PMM- In Angel, edited for White.
In natter:
Sarameg:
I'd like to register my damned bra as an instrument of terror. Does that make the alert go to red? Will anxious millions go buy bandaids and jogbras? Will needles and thread disappear from the shelves?
Msbelle:
sara, I think it is time for an execution.
Sarameg:
I think we need to restrict the wearing of socks.
Msbelle:
why sara?
Sarameg:
Because I'm in a very strange nonsequitur-y mood and somehow my brain lept from bra->terror, civil liberties->socks.
It made sense then. I think I'm just feeling oppressed/beleagured by my underwear.
Msbelle:
will someone please get over to the Maryland area and help sara out of her underwear please.
Msbelle:
does dance again waving sara's underwears.
Theodosia:
How did we get in sara's underwear?
Msbelle:
Theodosia -
I think I'm just feeling oppressed/beleagured by my underwear.
sara basically asked for help.
Sheryl:
Very carefully?
Sarameg:
Getout!getout! GET OUT!!!!
Back where I'm catching up in Buffy2:
Jess M: Did anyone else expect to see Gudanov in the SiT dance sequence in the promo?
Madrigal:
I think the rumor issue is a whole shades of gray thing. It depends on whether the information is being shared in order to harm the person, whether it's factual, and how personal it is. There's a big difference between posting, "I heard VK is a vegan," vs. "This guy told this other guy who told my cousin's astrologer that he's pretty sure the boy on "Angel" mugs transvestite hookers for their shoes."
Lyra Jane:
This is what I wrote inside my husband's v-day card, which was a blank card with an illustration of Thing One and Thing Two from The Cat in the Hat looking all wild and free on the front of it:
Husband,
I'll be thing one, you be thing two, and we'll cavort through life together.
Kisses,
Your Wife
Cindy:
You should add: P.S. Have your thing's people call my thing's people.