See, that's not particularly funny, if you can translate out of traceroute-ese.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Michele T. - Oct 07, 2002 4:02:27 pm PDT #250 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
DXMachina - Oct 07, 2002 4:04:41 pm PDT #251 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Maybe not, but it was verry impressive...
Elena - Oct 07, 2002 8:05:57 pm PDT #252 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Shawn, in Angel.
Nuthin' says sympathetic character like "crying baby" and "sullen superpowered homicidal teen"
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 07, 2002 11:07:17 pm PDT #253 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
connie neil:
Write instead of work. Come on, mysterious rich stranger who's going to leave me his fortune!
Elena:
I have so been waiting for that to happen! You better not take my rich stranger.
connie neil:
Hah, I registered with MysteriousRichStranger.Com, you're on your own, sister.
Elena:
Curses. Foiled again.
Anne W. - Oct 08, 2002 8:20:03 am PDT #254 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Man, Jamaica didn't get its second city until I was around 10. You crazy developed country kids.
So it was Kingston and "over there -- no, no -- over THERE"?
ita and Steph, in Natter
Kat - Oct 08, 2002 10:07:39 am PDT #255 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Anne in Natter:
What I loathe about driving in DC is that the Public Works dept. apparently likes to hide the street signs as if the city's some sort of giant "Where's Waldo" book.
Jessica - Oct 08, 2002 10:37:36 am PDT #256 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Fred, in Buffy:
DMP was like the Supreme Court's definition of obscenity -- no redeeming social value.
Kat - Oct 08, 2002 12:06:30 pm PDT #257 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Caroma in Natter:
On freaky door to door people, not of the religious variety
"No thanks, I'm already happy with the braided leather ones, thanks anyway, goodbye!"
Theodosia - Oct 08, 2002 12:30:29 pm PDT #258 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Betsy Hanes Perry, in Angel:
Cordy and Angel have about as much chemistry as a left-handed monkey wrench and a clump of slime mold. Even in a fantasy sequence.
meara - Oct 08, 2002 12:53:55 pm PDT #259 of 10000
billytea, in Natter:
I've never been delayed in traffic by the official business of the US government. I have, however, been caught in a traffic jam, three separate times in two different cities, by the entourage of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. He joins the Girl Scouts of America on my list of nemeses.