billytea, in Angel:
If you love somebody, set them free. If they come back they're truly yours. If they start boffing your mortal enemies and keeping masochistic killers chained up in a cage in their bedroom, they were never yours to begin with. Be thankful.
(Dang, I was just running over here to post that, Theodosia!)
See, that's not particularly funny, if you can translate out of traceroute-ese.
Maybe not, but it was verry impressive...
Shawn, in Angel.
Nuthin' says sympathetic character like "crying baby" and "sullen superpowered homicidal teen"
connie neil:
Write instead of work. Come on, mysterious rich stranger who's going to leave me his fortune!
Elena:
I have so been waiting for that to happen! You better not take my rich stranger.
connie neil:
Hah, I registered with MysteriousRichStranger.Com, you're on your own, sister.
Elena:
Curses. Foiled again.