I figured it would be safer to whitefont anything relating to the episodes in a NAFDA thread, even if it's not explicitly spoilery.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Oct 07, 2002 8:31:38 am PDT #242 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
§ ita § - Oct 07, 2002 8:32:00 am PDT #243 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I went in and whitefonted Trudy's post, since it referred to a plot point on tonight's show -- some of the rest I don't get the sensitivity of, but if we err on the side of caution, it's not so bad.
P.M. Marc - Oct 07, 2002 9:02:37 am PDT #244 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I mean, I carry the slash in my head! I'm not going to bring gay porn videos to a country that won't even show naked human ass on the TV. Besides, I'm tired of being detained at borders. After the first five times or so, you start wondering if your poster is being distributed by Interpol.
Shrift in Natter.
billytea - Oct 07, 2002 10:05:23 am PDT #245 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nutty, in Natter:
At this point, it's existential slapstick.
Jessica - Oct 07, 2002 12:23:00 pm PDT #246 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
SHRIFT: I'm rather surprised there aren't more people from Michigan winning Darwin Awards.
MIRACLEMAN:They probably would, but they just. Won't. Die.
Theodosia - Oct 07, 2002 2:46:06 pm PDT #247 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
billytea, in Angel:
If you love somebody, set them free. If they come back they're truly yours. If they start boffing your mortal enemies and keeping masochistic killers chained up in a cage in their bedroom, they were never yours to begin with. Be thankful.
meara - Oct 07, 2002 2:48:36 pm PDT #248 of 10000
(Dang, I was just running over here to post that, Theodosia!)
DXMachina - Oct 07, 2002 3:11:06 pm PDT #249 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Tom Scola, in BBaBB
I'm seeing route flapping between twtelecom and uunet, so this could be a uunet fuck-up.
Michele T. - Oct 07, 2002 4:02:27 pm PDT #250 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
See, that's not particularly funny, if you can translate out of traceroute-ese.
DXMachina - Oct 07, 2002 4:04:41 pm PDT #251 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Maybe not, but it was verry impressive...