Aimée: Sometimes, I am so dumb, that dumb people are like, "Damn. Stupid."
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
River ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2003 3:58:46 pm PST #2354 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Rebecca Lizard - Feb 07, 2003 4:08:01 pm PST #2355 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
I don't know whether it's original or not, but Jess' tag
"Seeking a new precious, someone to take long walks through fiery marshes, help heal massive burn wounds from Mt. Doom. Must enjoy sushi and strange hacking noises. Nasty, thieving hobbitses need not apply."
is cracking me up every time I look at it.
Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 5:49:18 pm PST #2356 of 10000
Not javachik
billytea, it was a fake tag quote. They disappear. I can't find the reference now. Sorry.
DXMachina - Feb 07, 2003 6:45:44 pm PST #2357 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Victor in Natter, regarding a friend's D&D campaign:
Reminds me of a friend's campaign (recounted to me by half of the people there, repeatedly. For years.)
GM: Okay. The party comes across a gazebo.
Player #1: (Earnestly) I disbelieve the gazebo!
G.M.: (incredulous) It's... a gazebo.
Player #1: Ok. Than I attack the gazebo with my long sword.
Player #2: Dude. It's a gazebo.
Player #1: It's Ok. I've got bonuses.
G.M.: (exasperated) The gazebo attacks and eats you in one gulp.
billytea - Feb 07, 2003 6:57:14 pm PST #2358 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
billytea, it was a fake tag quote. They disappear. I can't find the reference now. Sorry.
Pfft. You'd let a little thing like 650 posts stop you?
Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:29:08 pm PST #2359 of 10000
Not javachik
Thanks! It's there now.
Ed beat me to it.
Sorry for the natter, but who's Ed? ShawnK?
Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:30:05 pm PST #2360 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 8:
billytea: Reject your revolutionary heritage! Embrace the imperial dogma of the fork!
Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:31:53 pm PST #2361 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 8 with (x) instead of fake tags:
6:13 AM Theodosia: (tiny forest animal creeps out tentatively seeking for signs of life)
6:36 AM PaulJ: THUNK!!!!
Yum, breakfast!
(starts making fire)
erikaj - Feb 07, 2003 7:35:45 pm PST #2362 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
DX's other name is Ed, IIRC.
Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:47:16 pm PST #2363 of 10000
Not javachik
~after discussion and weblink to hankycode page ~
Chikat: Well...I learn something new every single day. I had no idea there even was such a thing as hanky codes. I feel educated. And dirty.
Scrappy: So you're saying you're a Buffista, then.
BHP: Wouldn't it be nice if other people awarded you hankies?
"Has No Sense Of Humor". "Will Argue With Cops At The Worst Possible Moment". "Never Cooks".
meara: Yes, but who would wear those? We'd only wear the good hankies! "Bakes cookies" "Buys dinner" "Good kisser"
So you're saying you're a Buffista, then
ChiKat: Bwah!
Buffistas. Educated and dirty. Porning since 2000.