You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:31:53 pm PST #2361 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8 with (x) instead of fake tags:

6:13 AM Theodosia: (tiny forest animal creeps out tentatively seeking for signs of life)

6:36 AM PaulJ: THUNK!!!!

Yum, breakfast!

(starts making fire)


erikaj - Feb 07, 2003 7:35:45 pm PST #2362 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

DX's other name is Ed, IIRC.


Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:47:16 pm PST #2363 of 10000
Not javachik

~after discussion and weblink to hankycode page ~

Chikat: Well...I learn something new every single day. I had no idea there even was such a thing as hanky codes. I feel educated. And dirty.

Scrappy: So you're saying you're a Buffista, then.

BHP: Wouldn't it be nice if other people awarded you hankies?

"Has No Sense Of Humor". "Will Argue With Cops At The Worst Possible Moment". "Never Cooks".

meara: Yes, but who would wear those? We'd only wear the good hankies! "Bakes cookies" "Buys dinner" "Good kisser"

So you're saying you're a Buffista, then

ChiKat: Bwah!

Buffistas. Educated and dirty. Porning since 2000.


Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 7:54:58 pm PST #2364 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8:

BHP: GAH! you made me Google! And look what else I found! [link]

ita: Betsy, I can't believe I clicked on that link. Well, more accurately, I can't believe I clicked on it pruriently.

JessPMoon: Me too. I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting to find.

BHP: I certainly like opera gloves (and I always liked Playboy's little icon who wears only opera gloves and stockings), but I don't like opera gloves, if you know what I mean.

Wolfram: You mean you don't wear them in your bunk.

BHP: Well, I've never bought an opera glove a drink, or fluttered my eyelashes at it.

Wolfram: That's because you've never met the right glove.


Java cat - Feb 07, 2003 8:01:15 pm PST #2365 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 8:

Penny B, discussing arctic weather:

Homer

I wish we had at least had cold days in elementary school. Even at -40 they'd kicked us out for recess. "Keep moving! You'll stay warmer that way!"


DXMachina - Feb 07, 2003 8:14:25 pm PST #2366 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

DX's other name is Ed, IIRC.

Erika is correct.


erikaj - Feb 07, 2003 8:36:51 pm PST #2367 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

I said that way because I sort of think of you as your screen names, even if I know at Lizard's house there's not a sign that says "The Lizards" or something like that.


DXMachina - Feb 07, 2003 8:59:52 pm PST #2368 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I knew what you meant. And I do refer to my house as Casa Machina, but yeah, the mail is addressed otherwise. t /natter


Fay - Feb 08, 2003 1:50:37 am PST #2369 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I said that way because I sort of think of you as your screen names, even if I know at Lizard's house there's not a sign that says "The Lizards" or something like that.

Wrod - I think of myself as Fay. In fact I go further, and actually found myself thinking of Alice Lizard in terms of Austin Powersish MiniMe as a smaller version of RL formed from her RL-ness, purely on the basis of posting from the same terminal and having the same suffix to her username (rather than for reasons of actual genetics).

But apparently she's a whole different person. Like Dawn being made out of Buffy but still having very definite Dawnocity rather than Buffiness.

Er.

Or a sibling being, er, a sibling, in fact.

...did I mention that I'm blonde? Is this a good time to play the blonde card? Along with the "Freaky-ass Thought Processes" card, in an attempt to get out of jail free?

t /Natter.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 08, 2003 7:47:38 am PST #2370 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I love love love Fay