River ,'Objects In Space'
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Victor in Natter, regarding a friend's D&D campaign:
Reminds me of a friend's campaign (recounted to me by half of the people there, repeatedly. For years.)
GM: Okay. The party comes across a gazebo.
Player #1: (Earnestly) I disbelieve the gazebo!
G.M.: (incredulous) It's... a gazebo.
Player #1: Ok. Than I attack the gazebo with my long sword.
Player #2: Dude. It's a gazebo.
Player #1: It's Ok. I've got bonuses.
G.M.: (exasperated) The gazebo attacks and eats you in one gulp.
billytea, it was a fake tag quote. They disappear. I can't find the reference now. Sorry.
Pfft. You'd let a little thing like 650 posts stop you?
Thanks! It's there now.
Ed beat me to it.
Sorry for the natter, but who's Ed? ShawnK?
Natter 8:
billytea: Reject your revolutionary heritage! Embrace the imperial dogma of the fork!
Natter 8 with (x) instead of fake tags:
6:13 AM Theodosia: (tiny forest animal creeps out tentatively seeking for signs of life)
6:36 AM PaulJ: THUNK!!!!
Yum, breakfast!
(starts making fire)
DX's other name is Ed, IIRC.
~after discussion and weblink to hankycode page ~
Chikat: Well...I learn something new every single day. I had no idea there even was such a thing as hanky codes. I feel educated. And dirty.
Scrappy: So you're saying you're a Buffista, then.
BHP: Wouldn't it be nice if other people awarded you hankies?
"Has No Sense Of Humor". "Will Argue With Cops At The Worst Possible Moment". "Never Cooks".
meara: Yes, but who would wear those? We'd only wear the good hankies! "Bakes cookies" "Buys dinner" "Good kisser"
So you're saying you're a Buffista, then
ChiKat: Bwah!
Buffistas. Educated and dirty. Porning since 2000.
Natter 8:
BHP: GAH! you made me Google! And look what else I found! [link]
ita: Betsy, I can't believe I clicked on that link. Well, more accurately, I can't believe I clicked on it pruriently.
JessPMoon: Me too. I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting to find.
BHP: I certainly like opera gloves (and I always liked Playboy's little icon who wears only opera gloves and stockings), but I don't like opera gloves, if you know what I mean.
Wolfram: You mean you don't wear them in your bunk.
BHP: Well, I've never bought an opera glove a drink, or fluttered my eyelashes at it.
Wolfram: That's because you've never met the right glove.
Natter 8:
Penny B, discussing arctic weather:
Homer
I wish we had at least had cold days in elementary school. Even at -40 they'd kicked us out for recess. "Keep moving! You'll stay warmer that way!"
DX's other name is Ed, IIRC.
Erika is correct.